Dear AI, what the hell is this ad?

Sincerely,
Pyyp

#aifail #advertising

I'm doing some research for a device authentication policy. I think I found an article written by AI - at least I hope an AI wrote this crap. Also why does anything use biometrics to authenticate itself?

I won't be using their free seminar. #aifail #aifollies

A colleague asked about some of the search queries I had run on Bing chat for an article earlier this year. I re-ran them and was shocked at how much worse the results were! In March, I got some solid scholarly results - this time around I only got web results, and when I insisted on scholarly articles Bing chat started making them up. #ai #aifail

Also, DAS ist mir noch nicht passiert: Google Maps hat gerade plötzlich englische Navigationsansagen vorgelesen - MIT DEUTSCHEM AKZENT („töan reit“) 😱 Nach drei Straßen sagte die Stimme dann „Du bist wieder online“ und wechselte nach Deutsch, als sei nichts gewesen. #AI #Ki #AIfail

Not too worried about AI just yet.
This specialist floor planning tool AI managed to read the uploaded floor plan, let's say, less-than perfectly..

#ai #aifail

OK who has the sole carbon atom?! I need to use it, it's my turn!

Is this the same as ginger cats, who all share one brain cell?

#sharing #AIfail

Adobe's AI audio cleanup tool is not very good for this clip of Joe Biden outright lying his prosthetic face off about selling influence to various puppets around the world, but mostly in Ukraine & China.

#AiFail

@nineberry eher mit der Vorsilbe "kilo" scheint mir, selbst wenn sie quadriert ist.
Gruselig. Doppelt gruselig, dass beide den gleichen Fehler machen. #AIFail #KI
@isotopp

Are you sure about that bro? #aifail

I asked Facebook's AI music generator to give me a "Micho Russell knock off."

Not sure if the Clare whistler would recognize this. #AIFail

O2 meint wir müssen auf #KI machen. Ist ein wichtiges Thema… well läuft würde ich sagen. #AIFail

The auto-transcription bot I used in an interview just now thinks I was talking about "what it means to work as an independent butler for cannabis videos."

Er, not quite. But perhaps in an alternate dimension...

(It was actually about independent calvados bottlers. No idea where the 'videos' part came from.)

#AIFail #LolBots #Cannabis #Calvados

Purchased some #boardgames today
Photosynthesis
Welcome to the moon
Agricola all creatures big and small

And got an automated fraud alert text from my credit card. This has got to be the biggest #AIFail since that is the most normal purchase I could possibly make :)

Hmm @OpenAI #DallE says I need to buy credits when I’ve never used it before.

#AIFail

Stable diffusion has no idea what a pineapple tart is. #AI #StableDiffusion #AIFail #NoLocalFlavour

suppose to be watching a scary movie, not sure thats the reaction they thought would happen

#Ai #AiFail #AiArt #Boys

TIL: "Vermutlich" kommt von Wermut. #AIfail #masterthesis

#aifail from "A medieval king wearing blue clothes, holding a sword, sitting on a throne". Guess I should have specified that he should not have more than two hands.

#ChatGPT gave out someone else’s phone number when asked to communicate via Signal. #AIFail

https://mastodon.social/@daveleeFT/109876410735127795

Please trust me, I’m Bing, and I know the date. 😊
#AIfail #Bing #ChatGPT