Mo Edray · @Moedray
458 followers · 1587 posts · Server mindly.social
#washingtonpost doesn’t need 2 sarcastic writers. #alexandrapetri is the best, dump #hewitt - this is embarrassing
The Hunter Biden judge should blow the whistle on a cushy plea deal https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/07/25/hunter-biden-plea-deal-judge-reject/
#washingtonpost #alexandrapetri #hewitt
Mo Edray · @Moedray
433 followers · 1430 posts · Server mindly.social
#alexandrapetri - WOW!
I don’t know how to write about all that hasn’t happened since the fall of Roe https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/06/24/abortion-roe-dobbs-anniversary/
Mo Edray · @Moedray
431 followers · 1423 posts · Server mindly.social
#alexandrapetri may be onto something 🤔
Supreme Court, consider justice sponsorship! https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/06/23/supreme-court-sponsors-justices-satire/
Mo Edray · @Moedray
416 followers · 1324 posts · Server mindly.social#marctheissen must learn that #alexandrapetri is the #wapo chief satirist. Now go retire
Pence put America first when it counted. He would be a great president. https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/06/08/pence-presidential-campaign-announcement-trump/
#marctheissen #alexandrapetri #wapo
Mo Edray · @Moedray
414 followers · 1318 posts · Server mindly.social#alexandrapetri - Winner, winner, tofu dinner! {The chickens didn’t look well 😉 }
Sorry, you can’t use the air today https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/06/08/wildfire-air-quality-kids-breathe-satire/
Mo Edray · @Moedray
406 followers · 1263 posts · Server mindly.social
#alexandrapetri WINNER! 🏆
That was the funniest and best thing DeSantis and Musk have ever done https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/05/25/ron-desantis-elon-musk-twitter-failure-satire/
Mo Edray · @Moedray
393 followers · 1176 posts · Server mindly.social
Two corgis? Does #camilla have a twin?
#alexandrapetri reigns! (Pun intended)
I think I’ve figured out the coronation ceremony https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/05/05/coronation-ceremony-alexandra-petri-satire/
Cromley · @VoiceofDuum
75 followers · 649 posts · Server mindly.socialGift link to Alexandra Petri's latest:
At the Supreme Court, our code of conduct is … don’t worry about it
Cromley · @VoiceofDuum
73 followers · 621 posts · Server mindly.socialOpinion We will hold the country hostage until our demands are met — once we know them
(Latest from Alexandra Petri)
Gift link: https://wapo.st/3Ak03OL
Queer Lit Cats · @QLC
101 followers · 5444 posts · Server mastodon.roitsystems.caJezebel: Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth: Jez Recs: The Books, Shows, and Chaotic Doll TikToks That Got Us Through This Week https://jezebel.com/jez-recs-the-books-shows-and-chaotic-doll-tiktoks-th-1850313278 #Jezebel #entertainment2cculture #susanrinkunascassandra #alinekominskycrumb #kyliecheungjasper #laurentousignant #kadyruthashcraft #emilyratajowski #clarencethomas #alexandrapetri #celestebarber #alinekominsky #katykelleher #dorothybaker #emilyleibert #ruthashcraft #nicolechung #human
#jezebel #entertainment2cculture #susanrinkunascassandra #alinekominskycrumb #kyliecheungjasper #laurentousignant #kadyruthashcraft #emilyratajowski #clarencethomas #alexandrapetri #celestebarber #alinekominsky #katykelleher #dorothybaker #emilyleibert #ruthashcraft #nicolechung #human
Mo Edray · @Moedray
374 followers · 1080 posts · Server mindly.social
#alexandrapetri is a national treasure
We will stop at nothing to protect the children https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/03/28/school-shooting-nashville-banned-books-art/
Mo Edray · @Moedray
364 followers · 1013 posts · Server mindly.social
#alexandrapetri - I love the image of the 🍊🤡 standing in a circle of rakes and stepping on each one as they smack him in the head 🤣😂
But could this be good news for Trump? https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/03/22/trump-indictment-supporters-protest-satire/
Mo Edray · @Moedray
364 followers · 1000 posts · Server mindly.social
#alexandrapetri - Better yet, don’t teach reading
@washingtonpost
#floridafools
#wokeflorida
#desanctimonious
Excerpts from a civics textbook I assume would be welcome in Florida https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/03/20/florida-school-textbook-curriculum-review-satire/
#alexandrapetri #floridafools #wokeflorida #desanctimonious
Mo Edray · @Moedray
350 followers · 912 posts · Server mindly.social#alexandrapetri gets 🏆 while #SarahHuckabeeSanders gets 💩
We must protect the children by ... rolling back child labor laws https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/03/10/child-labor-laws-alexandra-petri-satire/
#alexandrapetri #sarahhuckabeesanders
Mo Edray · @Moedray
338 followers · 804 posts · Server mindly.socialI love #alexandrapetri
Next, America’s National plant: #marijuana so we can add “Don’t Bogart That Clip” to the #SuperBowl repertoire 😉
Gun action at last! A bill to make the AR-15 our national firearm. https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/02/24/ar-15-national-gun-bill-george-santos/
#alexandrapetri #marijuana #superbowl
Samay Gheewala · @stghee
35 followers · 232 posts · Server masto.ai
#alexandrapetri does it right.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/02/02/florida-ap-class-changes-satire/
Creative! Queer!! Autistic!!! · @n69n
609 followers · 5916 posts · Server neurodifferent.me“It can’t be like this!” Red was shouting. “It was prophesied that I would melt in the mouth. Not in the hand! Not like this!”
— #AlexandraPetri
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/01/24/mms-mascots-tucker-carlson-satire/
Bongolian · @Bongolian
99 followers · 842 posts · Server universeodon.com
Alexandra Petri: I am George Santos, and I would never lie to you
"When I said, 'I worked for Goldman Sachs on Wall Street,' I meant Gold Man Sax, a human statue who paints himself gold and plays the saxophone. He is on Wall Street, though."
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2022/12/28/george-santos-resume-defense-parody/ #alexandrapetri #georgesantos #satire #uspolitics #GOP
#alexandrapetri #georgesantos #satire #uspolitics #gop
Alex Blackwood · @alexblackwood
6 followers · 3 posts · Server mastodon.worldI would like to not have to care about this crap.
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Alex Blackwood · @alexblackwood
12 followers · 19 posts · Server mastodon.worldI would like to not have to care about this crap.
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