Ich bin übrigens ein glücklicher heterosexueller #Single. Eine langfristige romantische Beziehung reizt mich nicht.

Muss ja auch mal gesagt werden. Viele Menschen verstehen einfach nicht, dass man sowas einfach nicht will.

#Aromantic #Allosexual #Aro

I've just found the most riduclous "stats" on #queer people.

Infinite Comparison claims that 1% are #asexual. But they ALSO claim that only 1 in 590 people (0.17%) are #allosexual. 🤦

(Reminder: "Allosexual" means that you're NOT part of the asexual spectrum. I think you can figure out the rest.)

#Statistics #fail #cringe #ace #JunkScience

Now that both #polls have ended, let me present my scientific findings:
1. There are more #Asexual than #allosexual people on this platform. The Fedi is hecking ace! A 24 hour poll under a CW, made as a reply to another poll, not getting nearly as many boosts as that original, is most certainly a reasonable research method.
2. Absolutely all allosexuals are at least OK with me saying "that's what she said" at the most inconvenient times. Again, the sample size of 60 (out of which 16.8 were asexual, so actually 43.3; trust me, I'm good at math) is perfectly sufficient to make this conclusion, and this is definitely what the question asked.
3. There are some people out there who are not sure what category they fit in, or do not appreciate these sort of binaries. The proper solution to that is of course to tell them to vote at random or in both polls, because you can never have enough unclear data!

OK, but shitposting aside, some interesting results here! And plenty I'll need to improve on if I ever wish to ask this sort of question again. Thank you, fedifriends, fedizens and everyone else, for helping me learn more about failing at research without needing to actually work on any projects first.

How about you, #allosexual (not asexual) people? Do you have a naughty mind? Do you see certain meanings in any shape that is longer than wide? Or are you a mature, reasonable, sophisticated sort?
#poll #polls #jokes #humour

Am I the only #allosexual out there who's still #CovidCautious and single? Are we all supposed to be minimizing the #pandemic and I just missed the memo?

Just feeling very alone right now in missing #sex and #dating (mostly sex, lol) yet being unable to do so while avoiding #covid and #LongCovid. I feel like most of the people I know who are still taking precautions are partnered or asexual.

If anyone out there has figured out how to date and hook up safely during covid, please enlighten me.

Also, obligatory disclaimer that this post is not a reason to harass or hit on me, and if you do, I'll block you

I realize that Mastodon isn't exactly a random sample, but I'm curious so I'm putting out a #poll.

Some quick term definitions:
#CovidCautious: still #masking indoors, limiting indoor activities, regularly testing for #covid , isolating if potentially exposed, etc.

#Allosexual: someone who doesn't identify as asexual and regularly experiences #SexualAttraction, including #hypersexual folks

#Asexual: someone who does not regularly experience sexual attraction, including #demisexual and #greyace and similarly identifying folks

#sexuality #HumanSexuality #SexualOrientation #pandemic #sex

I identify as:

I understand that the feeling isn't universal, but I just can't imagine a better state of being than lying naked, post orgasm, in a comfortable bed with a beautiful partner.
#NSFW #allosexual #ILoveMyWife

"frozen fish", #allosexual icon