@MarciMasala

#Trump ran into problems recreating his actual accomplishment, so he opted for these lesser feats. What kind of problems, you might ask. Well, the blame for these #AlternativeOccupations can be lain squarely at the feet of none other than #StormyDaniels, whose refusal to model/pose for a #reenactment of the time she planted the entirety of her lardgest #StrapOn right into the center of Donny's "#spanking zone," sent the #Trumpsterino scrambling for other #backup jobs.

Next question, please please please. Something about #Elmo maybe, that guy shooing flies off that #UrinalClog formerly known as #Twitter.

I've found #JohnMastodon enjoys good answers to those.