@BlueWaveSurfer These are adorable. #AltText4You

1. A large mango, red at the top and yellow at the bottom, held beside a conure (?) with a red face and a yellow body. The bird looks content.

2. A bright yellow canary (?) beside a bright yellow banana. This bird is maybe plotting murder.

3. A smiling lovebird (?) with a red head and green body, haloed by watermelon.

4. A lovebird (?) with an orange head and green body, camouflaged by cantaloupe, preparing to attack the camera.

@metafilter
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Hand holding white egg with a black question mark.

@DavidCorn
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Screenshot from the article linked by OP. Very text heavy with a picture of Giuliani. Suggest follow link for e-readers.

@ShairaLeiza #AltText4You
¿Sabías que el uso adecuado de la mascarilla reduce significativamente el riesgo de contagio? ¡Sigamos usándola correctamente y protejamos a quienes nos rodean! 😷

Long Covid PR

#AltText4you
Zeitungsüberschrift:
Die Finanzwelt und die Klimakrise
EZB ist für mehr Klimaaktivismus

Die Zentralbank warnt: Verzögerung bei der Transformation führen zu erhöhten Risiken bei der Finanzbranche

@tschapajew @TwraSun

#AltText4you
Zeitungsüberschrift:
Die Finanzwelt und die Klimakrise
EZB ist für mehr Klimaaktivismus

Die Zentralbank warnt: Verzögerung bei der Transformation führen zu erhöhten Risiken bei der Finanzbranche

@tschapajew @TwraSun

@visegrad24
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Four different very short videos of the city at night. One shows a drone attack from a distance, one shows either the immediate moment after a drone attack and/or successive explosions, one shows an ongoing fire post drone attack and the final shows the area of damage with people surveying the situation post drone attack without active fire.

@haligonia
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This is a screenshot from Twitter:

Halifax News & Lifestyle

@haligonia

Finally succumbed to the pressure and started Twittering. Gah.

11:28 p.m. 04 Mar 09 Twitter Web Client

@tutwilly @YadyO
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Hot-pink sticky note on spray-painted coarse wall.
What are your plans for today? Same as always: drink three cups of coffee and then be sexy.

@ShairaLeiza
Recordemos que la lucha contra el COVID-19 no ha terminado. Sigamos unidos, sigamos las medidas de prevención y apoyémonos mutuamente en esta situación desafiante. ¡Juntos podemos superar esto!
Long Covid PR
#AltText4You #covidisnotover #covid19

@moss @coolandnormal

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A photo of the cabin of an airplane. There are three people who appear to be flight staff, and otherwise the cabin is full of furries, dozens of them. The poster has written: "So many furries in one flight. Tag them if you know them!"

Someone has replied: "I object to that many furries being on the same airplane because if there were an accident it could basically cripple the American IT in an instant."

@Wolfie_Rankin #AltText4You

A one-panel comic based on Little Red Riding Hood. Red is looking at her grandmother, who is sitting in bed with a wolf head in her paws.

Grandma says: "Oh honey, I didn't mean to scare you. I'm a furry."

@jeffowski
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A tweet from Lou Schumaker (@LouSchu):
"Racism doesn't usually look like someone shouting slurs, it looks like people eagerly looking for a reason why a black kid deserved to die."

@joerg_spengler
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Sharepic mit viel Text vor einem Bild einer Autobahn.
"Was aus wissenschaftlicher Sicht FÜR ein Tempolimit spricht
1. Weniger Luftschadstoffe
Bei einem Tempolimit von 130 km/h können die Emissionen um 1,9 Mio. Tonnen CO2 sinken.*
2. Weniger Kraftstoffverbrauch
Bei einer Geschwindigkeit von 130 km/h sparen wir 1,1 % der fossilen Kraftstoffe aus dem Verkehr. **"

>tbc>

@danhon
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The Daily Tar Heel

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 30, 2023

VOLUME 131, ISSUE 16

ARE YOU SAFE? WHERE ARE YOU? ARE

YOU ALONE? GUYS I'M SO FUCKING SCARED. HEY-COME ON SWEETHEART-I NEED TO HEAR FROM YOU. CAN YOU HEAR ANY GUNSHOTS? PLEASE STAY SAFE. BARRICADE THE DOOR OR IF YOU THINK YOU CAN RUN AND GET TO A PLACE THAT CAN LOCK DO SO. MY TEACHER IS ACTING LIKE NOTHING IS HAPPENING AND I'M LOWKEY FREAKING OUT. I WISH THESE NEVER HAPPENED. STAY CALM AND SAFE-WE LOVE YOU. I AM SO SORRY THIS IS HAPPENING. I LOVE YOU. WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING? MULTIPLE VOICES AND LOUD BANGING. I'M IN CLASS EVERYONE IS LOSING IT PEOPLE ARE LITERALLY SHAKING. STILL GOING ON AND COMING CLOSER, HOPING IT'S COPS. I'M GONNA FUCKING THROW UP. KINDA WISH I HAD SOMEONE ELSE HERE THOUGH. PLEASE PRAY FOR US. PLEASE STAY WHERE YOU ARE AND KEEP YOUR DOORS LOCKED OR

@sgt1372
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An image of a box of Narcan

@mappingsupport
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Map of Florida and the areas near Hurricane Idalia. Follow the link in the OP for a map that is interactive as explained in the OP . .

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Photography of a burning forest. Large flames engulf pine trees, smoke is everywhere. Bad vibes.

@GrrlScientist

@schwarwel
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Karrikatur:

Unterschrift: "Sommer in Nürnberg"

3 LetzteGeneration-Personen (erkennbar an Warnweste) stehen bis zum Bauch im Wasser und halten Protestplakate, u.a. "Rettet das Klima". Ein zorniger Mensch schreit aus dem Fenster eines halb untergegangen Autos "Scheiß Klima-Kleber". Im Vordergrund ertrinken zwei Fußgänger. Im Hintergrund die angedeutete Silhouette einer Stadt.

@jeffowski @memphismary

#AltText4You with a Toot which reads “finally, a decent explanation”, is an image, all text, the image reads:

Think of it like a movie. The Torah is the first one, and the New Testament is the sequel. Then the Qur'an comes out, and it retcons the last one like it never happened. There's still Jesus, but he's not the main character anymore, and the messiah hasn't shown up yet.
Jews like the first movie, but ignored the sequels, Christians think you need to watch the first two, but the third one doesn't count, Muslims think the third one was the best, and Mormons liked the second one so much they started writing fanfiction that doesn't fit with ANY of the series canon.