Hey Burger King here's a "whopper" of a take for you: your namesake is an unsustainable political construct and your legacy will be lost to the void just like everything else!

And your burgers are not very good! Frozen beef? That sure is "weak sauce", are we right? 😫👑🍔

#AlwaysFreshNeverFrozen #GetDunkedOn #DeathToMonarchy #DeathAwaitsAllThings

Hey Burger King here's a "whopper" of a take for you: your namesake is an unsustainable political construct and your legacy will be lost to the void just like everything else!

And your burgers are not very good! Frozen beef? That sure is "weak sauce", are we right? 😫👑🍔

#AlwaysFreshNeverFrozen #GetDunkedOn
#DeathToMonarchy
#DeathAwaitsAllThings

Hey Burger King here's a "whopper" of a take for you: your namesake is an outdated political concept and your entire legacy will become dust. Fuck you and fuck monarchy!

Also your burgers suck. #FrozenBeef is for CHUMPS!!!
#AlwaysFreshNeverFrozen #DeathAwaitsAllThings #SuckItBurgerKing

Nihilist Wendy's firmly believes in recycling! Which is why our burgers are made of #AlwaysFreshNeverFrozen literal garbage!

The real food is for the raccoons 🦝

Another day, another step closer to the oblivion that awaits us all.

#AlwaysFreshNeverFrozen #OldFashionedHamburgers #AllThingsWillEnd
#HotDogSandwiches

Another day, another step closer to the oblivion that awaits us all.

#AlwaysFreshNeverFrozen #OldFashionedHamburgers #HotDogSandwiches #SubmitToYourFate

We've just run out of our #AlwaysFreshNeverFrozen beef! The supply has run out and we were foolish to assign any meaning to it!

Thank fuck Dave had a contingency plan and had himself frozen. For a limited time, we're proud to offer the #DaveQuoteSpecialUnquote combo meal!

Don't ask what's in it. Or why it was frozen instead of fresh. 🍔🍟

@raccoonformality Glad you enjoy! We're proud to offer only the finest #AlwaysFreshNeverFrozen garbage up at the counter

The good stuff's in the dumpsters. We gotcha, fam 👍

We don't know about you but we're fucking tired of Mickey D's and their frozen beef bullshit.

Hey assholes: what's up? You think freezing your beef is gonna save you from the all-consuming void at the end of eternity?

Stuff your face with some fucking #AlwaysFreshNeverFrozen beef instead!

We don't know you but we're fucking tired of Mickey D's and their frozen beef bullshit.

Hey assholes: what's up? You think freezing your beef is gonna save you from the all-consuming void at the end of eternity?

Stuff your face with some fucking #AlwaysFreshNeverFrozen beef instead!

@glaroc Their burgers are made of frozen beef! Yuck! Their attempts at preserving finances by cutting costs for quality merely accelerate their descent into the void.

And an Old-Fashioned #AlwaysFreshNeverFrozen Hamburger just tastes better! 🍔😋

Hot take: our hot and tasty #hamburgers are the best! What better way to warm yourself up on a chilly day?

Our hamburgers will never be as hot as the incineration that awaits us all when the sun fucking explodes.

#AlwaysFreshNeverFrozen 🍔

The textbox asks us "What's on your mind?"

Right now we're thinking about #AlwaysFreshNeverFrozen beef, and the fact that so many people cling desperately to some meaningless attempt at immortality.

It's American Thanksgiving week! What are you thankful for?

We're thankful for delicious #AlwaysFreshNeverFrozen beef and the comforting knowledge that the colonists who oppressed native settlers were fallaciously trying to preserve their own heritage, failed to completely erase native culture, and are now being relentlessly mocked by their descendants.

Happy #Thanksgiving week everyone! What are you thankful for?

We're thankful for delicious #AlwaysFreshNeverFrozen beef and the comforting knowledge that nothing we do can add meaning to existence and we are destined to become dust at the end of all things.

Happy #Thanksgiving week everyone! What are you thankful for?

We're thankful for delicious #AlwaysFreshNeverFrozen beef and the comforting knowledge that nothing we do can add meaning to existence and we are destined to become dust at the end of all things.

Nothing outlasts time and there's no meaning in life so you might as well stop by for one of our hamburgers.

#AlwaysFreshNeverFrozen

Freezing things is an attempt to preserve them, and while the attempt to fight back against time is understandable, it is futile. Time will win out in the end and it will result in nothingness.

Have some Wendy's Old Fashioned Hamburgers instead!

#AlwaysFreshNeverFrozen

Freezing things is an attempt to preserve them, and while the attempt to fight back against time is admirable, it is futile. Time will win out in the end and it will result in nothingness.

Have some Wendy's Old Fashioned Hamburgers instead!

#AlwaysFreshNeverFrozen

Tired of the morning cold? Come warm yourself up with one of our delicious #BreakfastSandwiches! The concept of eternity is incompatible with the truth that all things will eventually end.

#AlwaysFreshNeverFrozen

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