Gregory J. Rosmaita · @oedipusnj
530 followers · 1366 posts · Server kolektiva.social
Hold it right there, buster — this cake is for cats only!"
Happy 7th Birthday, BC!
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Gregory J. Rosmaita · @oedipusnj
508 followers · 1055 posts · Server kolektiva.social
@JohnMFlores 😎: Wait a minute! I've been tooting with abandon my whole online career — have I been doing it wrong?
🐱: "It's true. He stinks, I smell."
Gregory J. Rosmaita · @oedipusnj
500 followers · 972 posts · Server kolektiva.social
@gregorysherrow Happy Birthday Ivy!
Unfortunately, your majesty, I used all my eggs baking you this cake. But, it's got peanut butter in it, & homemade bacon icing!
Gregory J. Rosmaita · @oedipusnj
536 followers · 525 posts · Server kolektiva.social
"Ithz culleda bleefpth. My tong ith stikeen owtof my mouf. Ithz REEW WEE qwute!"
[translation: "It's called a bleep. My tounge is sticking out of my mouth. It is REALLY cute!"]
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Gregory J. Rosmaita · @oedipusnj
535 followers · 524 posts · Server kolektiva.social
Crinkle crinkle
Little cat
Now I know
Where you at
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Gregory J. Rosmaita · @oedipusnj
533 followers · 521 posts · Server kolektiva.social
"It was very dark & dreary here today—both outside & inside my human's head—so I've been sticking close to him, making sure he doesn't forget that I'm always here for him, no matter what."
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Gregory J. Rosmaita · @oedipusnj
533 followers · 520 posts · Server kolektiva.social
The Flammarion Feline finds the point where the Sky & the Earth touch...
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Gregory J. Rosmaita · @oedipusnj
533 followers · 518 posts · Server kolektiva.social
"Baby is my sunshine
My only sunshine
She makes me happy
When skies are gray
I think she knows dear
How much I love her
So ain't nobody gonna
Take my Baby away"
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Gregory J. Rosmaita · @oedipusnj
533 followers · 516 posts · Server kolektiva.social
"Come on, get out of bed!
I promise you, you won't regret it!"
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Gregory J. Rosmaita · @oedipusnj
531 followers · 506 posts · Server kolektiva.social
"Hello? Creative Artists' Agency?
I'd like to arrange for an artist to draw me like one of their French girls..."
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Gregory J. Rosmaita · @oedipusnj
529 followers · 504 posts · Server kolektiva.social"Everything's gonna be OK — I promise!"
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Gregory J. Rosmaita · @oedipusnj
529 followers · 504 posts · Server kolektiva.social
@meganmariehart "It's a pleasure to meet you, Miss Tina! I have the distinct feeling we have the same perspective on things..."
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Gregory J. Rosmaita · @oedipusnj
523 followers · 496 posts · Server kolektiva.social
Whitebeard, The Terror of the Seven Seas
"Avast ye, landlubbers! Prepare to be boarded!"
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Gregory J. Rosmaita · @oedipusnj
522 followers · 495 posts · Server kolektiva.social
I know perfectly well what time it is...
It's time to feed me.
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Gregory J. Rosmaita · @oedipusnj
522 followers · 494 posts · Server kolektiva.social
Just finished setting my newly arrived talking watch under Baby Cat's supervision.
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Gregory J. Rosmaita · @oedipusnj
519 followers · 489 posts · Server kolektiva.social
Excuse me, but some of us are trying to get high here... Stop harshing our mellow with the human news!
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Gregory J. Rosmaita · @oedipusnj
514 followers · 487 posts · Server kolektiva.social
Baby Cat, surprised upon emerging from a wormhole:
"Hey! I thought these things weren't supposed to open up if there was a human around!"
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Gregory J. Rosmaita · @oedipusnj
513 followers · 480 posts · Server kolektiva.social
Stalking for smooches
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Gregory J. Rosmaita · @oedipusnj
505 followers · 474 posts · Server kolektiva.social
People As Pets, Lesson 34: Obtaining the Always Elusive Third Breakfast
Employ iron-clad logic. "So, when you think about it, it's really only our second breakfast: my third & your first..."
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Gregory J. Rosmaita · @oedipusnj
505 followers · 473 posts · Server kolektiva.social
People As Pets, Lesson 33: Making Sure Your Human Wakes Up In A Good Mood
Sing at the top of your lungs to greet the sunrise. The louder you sing, the more willing your human will be to get up & give you breakfast.
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