Ma'am I'm gonna have to ask you to step away from the remote.

[insert image of mirror-sunglassed trooper I am too high to find]

#amHigh

God lord! I am so high I can't find #MissMarple in my watchlist. 🔍

...also mission accomplished. #amHigh

Sweet baby J the weed finally broke through. Such relief!

Related: I am the kind of high where it is hard to type and make words, but I am a happy scroller blurting out encouraging and appreciative words at yer toots.

Haha cat!

Gorg!

Fuck yeah!

Bird!

Lookit dat moss!

Preach!

So if you suddenly feel a brief frisson of Love, dat's me! Groovin on yer toot.

#amHigh #amGrateful

Alright! Bedtime for me.

Today ended much better than it started. Thanks in part to weed, but mostly thanks to you goofy beautiful loving vulnerable bizarre brilliant earnest creative mothertrunkies.

Love yer faces off.

RIGHT off.

All the face. Loved right off.

...ok. Probably still (definitely) #amHigh

An artist’s interpretation of what might happen. #AmHigh

#nowPlaying Interpretive Dance in Your Underpants
#amHigh

@ahermitforhire heh heh. What is time, really?

Boosts transcend time.

#amHigh

I just burned my toast. *sad trombone*

Let this be a lesson to you kiddies. Drugs will ruin your life.

They will increase your desire for snacks, but decrease your ability to make them.

#amHigh #irony

Am grooving to the ride of the tickey ticker on the toaster oven.

Ta-tick-da-tick Ta-tick-da-tick...

#amHigh

Woooop!

There it is. #amHigh

I am exactly the level of high where you just keep blurting out: holy fuck I am high.

Zero fucks in...3...2...1...

@loren like:

The punishment for that would be a "stoning"?

#amHigh #badPuns

Important question!

Why is #amHigh not an active hashtag?

This seems like a wasted opportunity people!