Inspired by a real exchange:

"Some people think all divorces must be acrimonious."

"What does 'acrimonious' mean?"

"It means 'not amicable.' Our divorce was very amicable."

"What does 'amicable' mean?"

"Er... 'friendly'... My ex-wife and I are having a friendly divorce."

"Okay." [Puts gun away, probably because I haven't been taken over by aliens after all. I just happen to have a Ph.D. and tend to talk pompously.]

#english #language #acrimonious #amicable #divorce #phd #pompous #joke

Dear Dating Prospects,

Dissing my ex-wife is an excellent way to look like a fake and end up on my shit list.

Pro-tip: when someone tells you he's having an *amicable* divorce, pay attention to the word "amicable" and don't dis the wife.

#dating #divorce #dis #amicable #wife

@BlackAzizAnansi
also,#idk if this will help anyone, but during #summer2022 #discovered #RATM #rageAgainstTheMachine song #KillingInTheName & normally don’t listen to music doing short #neighborhood errands, but for awhile there, every single time i stepped out my #NYC apt.🚪had that song on repeat loud;even if just to take out🗑️

Figured if I could food poison myself, #brainwashing wouldn’t be a prob

Last chorus is my #favorite
I swear,I’m USUALLY #amicable & #tolerant but had HAD it…💗