@datajake1999 @MutedTrampet you guys are so silly!

#amused

Last updated 1 year ago

Joke of the Day · @joke_of_day
12 followers · 63 posts · Server mast.odon.irish
Jon Bowie · @JonBowie
197 followers · 618 posts · Server universeodon.com

Back to and more …. We are not

#Canada #Winter #amused

Last updated 2 years ago

Jesse · @JesseF8693
380 followers · 2082 posts · Server mindly.social

I just got an email telling me that an event is exactly 22 days, 21 hours and 30 minutes away in the subject line. Then I got an email from the same address one minute later, but reading exactly the same way.
How could anyone allow this crime against ?

#time #email #Tech #amused #marketing

Last updated 2 years ago

Terminal Impala · @terminalimpala
40 followers · 694 posts · Server me.dm

Well... I've finally reached the ripe where I need Preparation H up my and an .

I was when my ex-wife reached that age.

I'll tell you what. I'm not amused now.

(Actually, I am amused... because now I can talk about my anus cushion.)

#old #age #butt #anus #cushion #amused #hemorrhoids #physicalhealth #health

Last updated 2 years ago

Garrett Klein · @gklein88
45 followers · 329 posts · Server dragonscave.space

Currently watching @Luminia playing a and pouting along with @preciousoso.

#mud #amused

Last updated 2 years ago

K.J.Heritage · @kjheritage
472 followers · 13 posts · Server mastodon.social

I can honestly keep myself all day listening to the vast amounts of going on inside my head… !

#amused #crap #goodnight

Last updated 2 years ago

Claire O'Dell · @claireodell
171 followers · 604 posts · Server universeodon.com

Well, that was unexpected.

I went to the Best Buy site and clicked on Smart TVs. Got an Access Denied page. Curious now, I entered Debugger Mode for the browser and tried again.

And in the response headers was this line:

x-employment: If you are reading this, consider a job at BestBuy.com bestbuy-jobs.com/job-family/al

Reader, I laughed way too hard.

#amused #WebDev #unexpected

Last updated 2 years ago

Thrash Cardiom · @thrashcardiom
97 followers · 482 posts · Server mastodon.nz

Someone who shall remain nameless but who lives in this house speculated this morning that skunks may be native to France as they have french accents

#skunk #france #amused

Last updated 2 years ago

announcement

not that anyone asked…

this morning, upon waking, my left behind a in the bed. with this, and the several others he has scattered around the house, i have started a “whisker vase”

#furson #whisker #cat #kitten #catsofmastsodon #kittensofmastodon #whiskers #WhiskerWednesday #art #amused #humor #absurdhumor

Last updated 2 years ago

meganisalanis · @meganisalanis
231 followers · 939 posts · Server mastodon.nz


I watched an episode of a programme about young children in going out to do errands and the young person had those squeaky shoes on. The faster they went, the faster the squeaks 😁.
I was reminded of this after walking through the dewey grass just now and then hearing my own shoes squelching similarly 😂🤣

#amusing #amused #humour #japan #walkies #dogsofmastodon #rabbits #Walks #myhappyplace

Last updated 2 years ago

EmmaDingle · @EmmaDingle
350 followers · 633 posts · Server mastodon.me.uk

There's a little plastic rink on our little high street.

The only ones not stacking it are the kids on the penguin push along seats and the parents stomping around in trainers 🤣

I normally recoil in shock when people fall over, but this is so daft - there's literally no grip, the skates can't cut into it like ice, so they're essentially challenging physics to a duel.

#icerink #plasticrink #iceskating #pratfall #oopsydaisy #funny #winter #uk #gravity #skating #amused

Last updated 2 years ago

EmmaDingle · @EmmaDingle
289 followers · 553 posts · Server mastodon.me.uk

I'm going be entertained by ChatGPT for a good while yet.

This is so unintentionally hilarious, it made me catch my breath 🤣🤣🤣😂

Yes I know there's a typo by me in the first one - keeping it real

#chatgpt #hilarious #amused #funny #welsh #wales #ai #machinelearning #daft #whimsy #happyaccident #lol #tweet #socialmedia #copywriting #copywriter #odyssey #homer

Last updated 2 years ago

EmmaDingle · @EmmaDingle
225 followers · 374 posts · Server mastodon.me.uk

Captcha

"Completely Automated Public Turing Test to Tell Computers and Humans Apart"

Which is all well and good, until the systems using machine learning evolve to the point where they generate impossible ones to keep humans out of everything for security reasons.

Having determined that the weakest link in any system is usually people, it's logical to keep them away from everything, right?

#security #machinelearning #thoughtexperiment #captcha #humans #automation #future #surreal #amused

Last updated 2 years ago

staja · @fairyqueen91
150 followers · 429 posts · Server dragonscave.space

@ANGELGIRL1976 @johnl1129 i fail, i tried to ask you about 4 1 1, and i posted it instead of asking here, wtf, that made me laugh. . the ssmallest things amuse me... Here's what i was gonna ask, 4 11? or are you information, 411?

#amused

Last updated 2 years ago

@Om · @atomjack604
201 followers · 3596 posts · Server mastodon.social

shoebill is not amused...

#animatedgif #shoebill #not #amused #rain

Last updated 3 years ago

@Om* · @atomjack
1255 followers · 13282 posts · Server mastodon.cloud

shoebill is not amused...

#shoebill #not #amused #rain #animatedgif

Last updated 3 years ago

@Om* · @atomjack
1277 followers · 13322 posts · Server mastodon.cloud

shoebill is not amused...

#shoebill #not #amused #rain #animatedgif

Last updated 3 years ago