I just got an email telling me that an event is exactly 22 days, 21 hours and 30 minutes away in the subject line. Then I got an email from the same address one minute later, but reading exactly the same way.
How could anyone allow this crime against #time?
#Email #Tech #amused #marketing
#time #email #Tech #amused #marketing
Well... I've finally reached the ripe #old #age where I need Preparation H up my #butt and an #anus #cushion.
I was #amused when my ex-wife reached that age.
I'll tell you what. I'm not amused now.
(Actually, I am amused... because now I can talk about my anus cushion.)
#old #age #butt #anus #cushion #amused #hemorrhoids #physicalhealth #health
Currently watching @Luminia playing a #mud and pouting along with @preciousoso. #amused
I can honestly keep myself #amused all day listening to the vast amounts of #crap going on inside my head… #GOODNIGHT!
Well, that was unexpected.
I went to the Best Buy site and clicked on Smart TVs. Got an Access Denied page. Curious now, I entered Debugger Mode for the browser and tried again.
And in the response headers was this line:
x-employment: If you are reading this, consider a job at BestBuy.com http://www.bestbuy-jobs.com/job-family/all-corporate-careers/
Reader, I laughed way too hard.
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not that anyone asked…
this morning, upon waking, my #FurSon left behind a #whisker in the bed. with this, and the several others he has scattered around the house, i have started a “whisker vase”
#cat #kitten #CatsOfMastsodon #KittensOfMastodon #whiskers #WhiskerWednesday #art #amused #humor #absurdHumor
#furson #whisker #cat #kitten #catsofmastsodon #kittensofmastodon #whiskers #WhiskerWednesday #art #amused #humor #absurdhumor
#Amusing #Amused #Humour
I watched an episode of a programme about young children in #Japan going out to do errands and the young person had those squeaky shoes on. The faster they went, the faster the squeaks 😁.
I was reminded of this after walking through the dewey grass just now and then hearing my own shoes squelching similarly 😂🤣
#Walkies #DogsofMastodon #Rabbits #Walks #MyHappyPlace
#amusing #amused #humour #japan #walkies #dogsofmastodon #rabbits #Walks #myhappyplace
There's a little plastic rink on our little high street.
The only ones not stacking it are the kids on the penguin push along seats and the parents stomping around in trainers 🤣
I normally recoil in shock when people fall over, but this is so daft - there's literally no grip, the skates can't cut into it like ice, so they're essentially challenging physics to a duel.
#IceRink #PlasticRink #IceSkating #Pratfall #OopsyDaisy #Funny #Winter #UK #Gravity #Skating #Amused
#icerink #plasticrink #iceskating #pratfall #oopsydaisy #funny #winter #uk #gravity #skating #amused
I'm going be entertained by ChatGPT for a good while yet.
This is so unintentionally hilarious, it made me catch my breath 🤣🤣🤣😂
Yes I know there's a typo by me in the first one - keeping it real
#ChatGPT #Hilarious #Amused #Funny #Welsh #Wales #AI #MachineLearning #Daft #Whimsy #HappyAccident #LOL #Tweet #SocialMedia #Copywriting #Copywriter #Odyssey #Homer
#chatgpt #hilarious #amused #funny #welsh #wales #ai #machinelearning #daft #whimsy #happyaccident #lol #tweet #socialmedia #copywriting #copywriter #odyssey #homer
Captcha
"Completely Automated Public Turing Test to Tell Computers and Humans Apart"
Which is all well and good, until the systems using machine learning evolve to the point where they generate impossible ones to keep humans out of everything for security reasons.
Having determined that the weakest link in any system is usually people, it's logical to keep them away from everything, right?
#security #MachineLearning #ThoughtExperiment #Captcha #Humans #Automation #Future #Surreal #Amused
#security #machinelearning #thoughtexperiment #captcha #humans #automation #future #surreal #amused
@ANGELGIRL1976 @johnl1129 i fail, i tried to ask you about 4 1 1, and i posted it instead of asking here, wtf, that made me laugh. #amused. the ssmallest things amuse me... Here's what i was gonna ask, 4 11? or are you information, 411?