@selzero

#WeekendAtBernies, #MisterDen...!

5 x #BucketsOfPopcorn and an #AngryLetter to #CostCo...

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#WideEyedInnocence | #MakeTimeForBacon

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In what might be the Boomerest thing my dad has ever done - this among a STRONG field - he's written a letter of complaint about a pothole outside his local KFC, including making up fake damage to his car.

and they've only f gone and filled it in.

i swear, my dad gives Angry Sicilian Letter To The Local Council like no-one else alive.

he's literally the reason my childhood street got striping and traffic calming. a one-man-strike force of Curmudgeonry, armed only with a battered old Shaeffer and a limitless supply of Kvetch. this guy.

#Boomer #complaint #AngryLetter