Avoiding Christmas carols: Should ask the pachyderms to list songs related to Xmas, but not supermarket music.
So far, I've put forward –
1) ZZ Top, "Jesus just Left Chicago"
2) Greg Lake, "I Believe in Father Christmas"
3) The Pogues, "Fairytale of New York" (contains the line, "Happy Christmas your arse", okay?)
4) The Who, "Christmas"
And I still have a soft, warm spot for
5) Royal Guardsmen, "Snoopy's Christmas".
Pachyderms, any more?