#UK #food

Just going to say to every #Brit who remembers school food: #crumble.

Now I am going to say #appleandblackberrycrumble. Yeah. Now you are not just remembering it, you are living it!

Now, hold on this will bend your mind, I am saying #appleandblackberrycrumble_icecream.

Screams across Blighty. Orgasmic or traumatised?

I am eating crumble dessert now. Putting heaped spoonfuls into my mouth and chewing.

You want me to go on? Send £££s to this porno account number 0000000000.