Me to Myself: Don't look at numbers, don't look at numbers, don't look at numbers they don't matter.
Also me: Looks at my account - sees I'm over 400 #followers

WHAAT?!?!

#ThankYou to everyone who #follows me.

You vastly overestimate how interesting I truly am.

Tags: #Appreciation #Milestones #ArbitraryMilestones #Milestone