Raise a glass (or mug) to all the heroic turkeys who gave their lives for an ill-advised radio promotion. #wkrpincincinnati #asgodasmywitnessithoughtturkeyscouldfly

Happy Thanksgiving to all my fellow Americans here — and a small apology to the citizens of other countries that you have to tolerate all this turkey-and-stuffing content emanating from the US. #HappyThankgiving #AsGodAsMyWitnessIThoughtTurkeysCouldFly