#GordonRamsay
#AssholeChef
▪️ YOU KNOW WHY THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUKKING COOK IT!
▪️ YOU PUT SO MUCH GINGER IN THIS, IT'S A FUKKING WEASLEY!
▪️ THERE'S ENOUGH GARLIC IN HERE TO KILL EVERY VAMPIRE IN EUROPE!
▪️“This lamb is so undercooked, it’s following Mary to school!”
Someone writes this shit for him; no way he's smart enough to come up with these by himself.