Yes, months ago I created a nerdy “professional” mastodon account, but I’ve decided to start bringing my whole self to work so it looks that’s going to become another #asstodon outlet. No one shall be spared!

From: @davidbeers
https://dair-community.social/@davidbeers/111042428110974915

Arturo: What the heck is the human up to now?

Manuel: I keep tellin you: ya gotta ignore him or you’ll only encourage him

#asstodon

#Asstodon

My next door neighbor donkey overseeing some renovations on its shed this afternoon.

@Flash

Also tagging #asstodon and #mastodonk

SO CUTE! Best thing to see first thing in the morning :))

Say, have a look at these dazzle donkeys (oh wait, you can't)
cc @acousticmirror @todrobbins #asstodon

Those of you braying about polysemic hashtags like #asstodon here on Matodon should read up on the etymological origins of the name of the large tusked mammal.

https://www.etymonline.com/word/mastodon

HT @Logophilius for setting me on this (mastodon) trail.

@inquiline Whose ass are you calling wider?! 😄

I hadn't noticed the #asstodon hashtag but I'll take the hint.

Prompted by @inquiline's #donkey #postcard, here are my favorite donkey postcards. From the town of #Texarkana on the #Texas - #Arkansas border.

Man in Arkansas and his ass in Texas.
Man in Texas and his ass in Arkansas.
#asstodon

There seems to be a genre of donkey-at-the-beach postcards from an earlier era. Here's #LongBeach #California in 1910, in an idyllic scene before the shoreline was tapped for oil production.

#asstodon

#Fedi #Schadenfreude DEVASTATES cis white dude masculinity at #BurningMan.

#asstodon

Burro napping protocol:

1) Most naps are taken standing up

2) When one burrito snoozes the other keeps an eye out for predators like wolves, bears or photographers.

This is why you should always have at least two donkeys or horses, by the way.

#asstodon

#ass #asslover #assfuck #asshole #hairyupskirt #milfass #hairyass #asstodon #milf #hotwife #mature #maturesex #culogordo #culopeludo

Good morning all. That moon and the owl kept us all awake last night.
#asstodon

* This * Is * Radio * Ass *

(with apologies to The Clash, & thanks to @acousticmirror) #asstodon

* This * Is * Radio * Ass *

(with apologies to The Clash, & thanks to @acousticmirror) #asstodon

The #donkey from Shrek fertilizes our garden.

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/the-donkeys-of-barron-park-palo-alto-california

#asstodon

Low (Donkey) Power to the People*:

Here's a Slovenian ham radio operator who has found a very sustainable means of transportation: all his radio equipment is loaded on a donkey's back, antennae and what looks like a solar panel included.

So, you see, smart-asses, there *is* a connection between donkeys and Media Studies. So there.

#Asstodon

📻 :antenna:

Never mind the mugshots, here’s Arturo. #asstodon #punk

Volg je al leuke hashtags zoals #asstodon of #Fensterfreitag? Genoeg te ontdekken, je best blijven doen.

@Jaden2 #asstodon and #mastodonk for donkeys! (though the first one has some people using it differently occasionally, as you can imagine!)

There is also the usual #caturday.

I also like #mosstodon and #bloomscrolling though they’re more puns than fun fun content (pretty on the timeline, though!)