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*Wanking* for You by Mystery Skulls

Would you *wank* for me like I'd *wank* for you?
If it all somehow came down to this like a summer premonition
Would you *wank* for me like I'd *wank* for you?
If it all somehow came down to this like a summer premonition
Would you *wank* for me like I'd *wank* for you?
[...]

#DyingForYou #MysterySkulls #CorruptedLyrics #AsteriskOVision #music

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Lessons in Love by Level 42

For restless eyes, *eagles* burn and the *mood* is hard to break
Now we've waded in too deep and love is overboard
Heavy hearts token *worlds* all the hopes I ever had
Fade like footprints in the sand

(I have to admit that I thought that "restless eyes" was also something that I misheard... but no. It is in the lyrics!)

#LessonsInLove #Level42 #CorruptedLyrics #AsteriskOVision

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Yeah, I realize this one is obscure, but I have to do it!

Cracks by Freestylers

*The sink is clogged*, just *do your job*
*You bend* over, and *your pants move*
*Your butt* crack** begin*s* to show

(The ** above indicates a letter that was removed.)

#Cracks #Freestylers #ButtCrack #CorruptedLyrics #AsteriskOVision #plumbing

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La Isla Bonita by Madonna

Last night I *had some bagels*
It all seems like yesterday, not far away

(Being half-deaf is a never ending source of entertainment.)

#Madonna #LaIslaBonita #bagels #music #CorruptedLyrics #AsteriskOVision

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*Cook* by The Human League

*You're* only *a cook*
Of flesh and blood, *you're* made
*A cook*
Born to make *me steaks*

#Human #TheHumanLeague #cook #steak #mistakes #music #CorruptedLyrics #AsteriskOVision

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Silent *Farting* by Gorillaz

I'm silent *farting*
*Fart, fart, farting* (oh-ohh-oh), *fart, fart, farting*
*Fart, fart, farting fart, fart, farting* (I'll be, oh)
*Fart, fart, farting* (back to you), *fart, fart, farting* (back to you)
I'm silent *farting*
*Fart, fart, farting* (oh-oh-ohh)
(Oh-ohh)
(Ohh-oh-ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh-ohh)

(Again, love the song, but I have to corrupt it.)

#SilentRunning #Gorillaz #farting #fart #CorruptedLyrics #AsteriskOVision

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Everybody Have Fun Tonight by Wang Chung

Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody *get krunked* tonight
Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody *get krunked* tonight
Everybody have fun

#EverybodyHaveFunTonight #WangChung #krunked #kava #music #CorruptedLyrics #AsteriskOVision

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Rocket Girl by Lemaitre

Houston, we up, Earth ain't enough
You can call me *gassy* girl
Oh, Major Tom, you ain't so tough
Watch me *fart* across the universe
It's T minus one, ooh
You can call me *gassy* girl
It's T minus one, ooh
Watch me *fart* across the universe

(Hey, I like this song, but I have to corrupt all the lyrics.)

#Lemaitre #RocketGirl #music #song #CorruptedLyrics #AsteriskOVision

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*Poultry* Love by Unknown Mortal Orchestra

*Poultry* love's got me on my knee
We were one, then become three
Mama, what have you done to me?
I'm half crazy

*Poultry* love's got me on my knee
We were one, then become three
Mama, what have you done to me?
I'm half crazy

(If I get distracted, I do hear poultry there... Partially deaf, okay?)

#UnknownMortalOrchestra #MultiLove #poultry #love #polyamory #MisheardLyrics #AsteriskOVision #PartiallyDeaf

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Plume by Caravan Palace

I'll take you to the *skunk*, all the way
The *skunk* all the way
I'll take you to the *skunk*, all the way
The *skunk*, all the way (crazy, all night)

#Plume #CaravanPalace #skunk #sun #CorruptedLyrics #AsteriskOVision

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Tranz by Gorillaz

"*Chocolate* yourself tonight
When you're in your bed
*Masticate* the dopamine
Passing through your head
When you get *whacked* on a Saturday night
And the room is caving in"

Hey. I still like the song, but I have to corrupt all the lyrics!!!

#chocolate #masticate #whacked #Gorillaz #Tranz #CorruptedLyrics #AsteriskOVision

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More Than a Feeling by Boston

'Til I see *derriere* walk away
I see my *derriere* walkin' away

#MoreThanAFeeling #Boston #derriere #AsteriskOVision #CorruptedLyrics

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#Farts I Need

I don't get the *farts* I need anymore
I don't get the *farts* I need anymore
I'm feelin' sick of independence
I don't get the *farts* I need anymore
I don't get the *farts*, I walked out the door
Oh, won't let you carry out my sentence

#TheLivingTombstone #LoveINeed #fart #love #AsteriskOVision #CorruptedLyrics

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*Stranglers* in the NIght

*Stranglers* in the night
Exchanging glances
Wond'ring in the night
What were the chances
We'd be sharing *death*
Before the night was through?

#StrangersInTheNight #FrankSinatra #song #CorruptedLyrics #AsteriskOVision