Red Bulls finally lose to Atlanta (in the regular season) 1-0.

The team has conceded 5 goals from like, 15 shots all season. It's the offense, stupid.

#ATLvRBNY #MLS #MastodonFC

I hope that team that's an offshoot of a big European club wins…

and…

…I hope that team that's an offshoot of a big European club loses.

#ATLvRBNY
#NJNYvRGN

That's a straight-up Long Island move if I've ever seen one.

(I know, I grew up there!)

#ATLvRBNY #MLS

Hey #ATLvRBNY Atlanta people, do you see "Buy Atlanta Tickets" commercials when you watch at halftime? We see those here in NY. Curious if that's different depending on which team (if any) you're closest to.

Listen, I know Dock Ellis threw a no-hitter on LSD, but that doesn't mean EVERYONE should give it a try.

Whatever Coronel's smokin', I want some.

#RBNY #ATLvRBNY #MLS #MastodonFC

Getting real tired of Carlos Coronel’s boners. #rbny #ATLvRBNY #mls #MastodonFC