Swear to god this commentary team are in the wrong job. So many uselss facts, they belong at cricket or cycling. #AUSVECU

Degenek practicing post goal shithousery in the net. In a friendly. Come on mate. #AUSVECU

Oh good*, the Subway Footballeroos are playing in the middle of the huge oval in front of thousands of empty seats when they could’ve played at an actual football stadium in front of something closer to a full house. #AUSVECU

Had a great night watching the Socceroos beat Ecuador 3-1 at Commbank Stadium.

First International game for Midkid. She had blast!

#AUSvECU #Socceroos #Travel #Australia

It’s totally <insert random sponsor name> Socceroos areas to celebrate an offside goal in a friendly the way the cheerleadering media partners are. #AUSVECU