Accidentally transported to a parallel universe, where Earth is ruled by avocado-toast loving cats (still can't believe it)! Had to switch to Mastodon 'cause the feline overlords somehow banned Twitter 🤷‍♂️🐱 #ParallelUniverse #FelineOverlords #AvocadoToastRegime #BeamMeUpScotty #MastodonLife #BitBook