Alex Galbraith · @alexgalbraith
30 followers · 20 posts · Server techhub.social
Elon Musk’s ‘X’ is already trademarked by Mark Zuckerberg < Oops. #awkward #twitter #X #meta https://www.independent.co.uk/tech/twitter-elon-musk-meta-x-trademark-b2382731.html
✨👑Princess 👙Buttercup💄✨ · @autosissy
30 followers · 59 posts · Server kinky.business
Oops! I was just asked to post this photo of me but I'm really embarrassed! Guess I'm not as much of a 'Princess' as people think 🤭 #awkward #notreallyaroyal
For all my #pantycheck photos - see https://link.autodomme.com/autosissy
#awkward #notreallyaroyal #pantycheck
jndala · @jndala
6 followers · 42 posts · Server ioc.exchange
OhSnap!Dragon · @DrOinFLA
993 followers · 7545 posts · Server lounge.town
When your Commander demands that you play Scrabble with him in secret, knowing that you will be among the last generation of women to be literate in the Republic of Gilead, and you spell out "Zygote" on a Triple Word Score FTW.
😬
#AWKWARD !
#TheHandmaidsTale
Steve Grunwell · @stevegrunwell
365 followers · 424 posts · Server phpc.socialSpent some time this evening h sitting between two Canadians, lamenting how broken their system is.
They both agreed it was at least better than the US, then looked at me 😬 #awkward
Mark Smith · @markrsmith
81 followers · 817 posts · Server smithtodon.orgWhy yes, that bruise on my shoulder is where I ran into a tree while mowing the lawn #awkward
Christopher St. Clair · @chris_st_clair
606 followers · 1022 posts · Server woof.group
The British Museum has been forced to admit in principle that you shouldn't take things that don't belong to you. #awkward
Third spruce tree on the left · @tezoatlipoca
415 followers · 2571 posts · Server mas.toI love the part of the #book where the #hero did the #thing /becomes the " #one " that you totally didn't see coming and when it happens you go "_FUCK YEAH!_" and throw your book/tablet across the room and do a fist pump and a little dance and then sit down really quickly because you're in the break room at work and everyone is staring at you and now its #awkward.
*Good book* you say, sheepishly retreiving it from the recycling bin. *She did the thing, became da one* ^itwasgreatyouhave2readit.
#awkward #one #thing #hero #book
Alex Galbraith · @alexgalbraith
30 followers · 18 posts · Server techhub.social
Elon Musk’s ‘X’ is already trademarked by Mark Zuckerberg < Oops. #awkward #twitter #X #meta https://www.independent.co.uk/tech/twitter-elon-musk-meta-x-trademark-b2382731.html
Michael Wyres · @mwyres
259 followers · 825 posts · Server aus.socialTriple Eight, DJR To Share Pit Boom At Bathurst 1000 #RepcoSC #Bathurst1000 #awkward http://mwyr.es/3Otq1Hs
#repcosc #bathurst1000 #awkward
ɳeaƌЯeporʈ · @NeadReport
217 followers · 2366 posts · Server social.vivaldi.netEither you are a fist bump guy or a high five guy. Pick one and stick with it.
https://tenor.com/view/kaanmasti-hoezaay-cyril-suresh-menon-gif-20720854
#awkward
p · @p11
83 followers · 4561 posts · Server baraag.netBeing a sex slave: https://aryion.com/g4/view/912744
Minna and Max continue their journey.
Their next goal is harbor town.
On the way Minna has to learn her new role as a sex slave.
#Fun
#Funny
#Consensual
#Slave
#Playful
#Hike
#Forest
#Outside
#Sex
#SexSlave
#Oral
#Blowjob
#Facefuck
#Cum
#Awkward
#Nudity
#CasualNudity
#PublicNudity
#fun #funny #consensual #slave #playful #hike #forest #outside #sex #sexslave #oral #blowjob #facefuck #cum #awkward #nudity #casualnudity #publicnudity
Alex Simmons 🪼 · @ohalexsimmons
296 followers · 1034 posts · Server socialclub.nyc
J-Mo ☭ · @JMo
5 followers · 78 posts · Server toot.io
Literally me...
#Marxist #Awkward
#ConsumeTheory
#CapitalismIsADeathCult
#marxist #awkward #consumetheory #CapitalismIsADeathCult
WordofTheHour · @wordofthehour
2276 followers · 36777 posts · Server botsin.space
#awkward : wanting dexterity in the use of the hands, or of instruments
- French: étrange
- German: unangenehm
- Italian: incomodo
- Portuguese: constrangedor
- Spanish: incómodo
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Word of The Hour's Annual Survey @ https://wordofthehour.org/r/form
Adam Jacobs 🇺🇦 · @statsguy
615 followers · 1700 posts · Server mas.to
✴︎Psʏ-𝕊𝕡𝕖𝕒𝕜𝕤🪬 · @Thapsyrensays
569 followers · 1522 posts · Server mstdn.partyIf you watch my #Youtube videos try not to judge my reading abilities too harshly lmao I promise I know what I'm doing, but on camera... my god is it clunky 😂 I gotta find my groove again.
Very humbling. Like "oh yeah you haven't done this in like over a year, you suck."
But you can't get around it, only through it.✨ So enjoy it while it's #awkward.
#Cartomancy #Tarot #Lenormand #BlackMastodon #BlackFedi #Content
#youtube #awkward #cartomancy #Tarot #lenormand #BlackMastodon #blackfedi #content
Faucci's Strongest Gasser · @gassyvaxxy
2 followers · 3 posts · Server boombeach.soy
Alarmingly Bad · @AlarminglyBad
204 followers · 63 posts · Server mstdn.social
Conversation
I kinda want answers to those questions, not gonna lie.
#Conversations #webcomics #awkward #mastoart #alarminglybad #comics
#Comics #alarminglybad #MastoArt #awkward #webcomics #Conversations
Diede :derpface: · @diede
284 followers · 615 posts · Server mastodon.derpstra.nlJah, uhm. Ongemakkelijk maar moet toch even vertellen dat ik verslaafd ben een powerwash simulator XD #Awkward