White House Assures Inflation Is Only Affecting People Who Need To Buy Stuff #babylonbee #satire https://babylonbee.com/news/as-prices-rise-people-who-buy-stuff-hardest-hit
San Francisco Now So Bad That Passing Ruffians Say 'Ni' At Will To Old Ladies And Even Those Who Arrange And Sell Shrubberies Are Under Considerable Economic Stress #babylonbee #satire https://babylonbee.com/news/san-francisco-now-so-bad-that-passing-ruffians-say-ni-at-will-to-old-ladies-and-even-those-who-arrange-and-sell-shrubberies-are-under-considerable-economic-stress
Grammar Enthusiast Who Knew What You Meant Just Gonna Go Ahead And Correct You Anyway #babylonbee #satire https://babylonbee.com/news/grammar-enthusiast-who-knew-what-you-meant-going-to-correct-you-anyway
Wives Across South Break Out Fall Decorations As Temperatures Briefly Dip Below 100 #babylonbee #satire https://babylonbee.com/news/wives-across-south-break-out-fall-decorations-as-temperatures-briefly-dip-below-100
5 Late Night Hosts Combine Forces In Vain Attempt To Produce A Single Funny Joke #babylonbee #satire https://babylonbee.com/news/5-late-night-hosts-combine-forces-in-vain-attempt-to-produce-a-single-funny-joke
Donald Trump’s Trial For Election Interference Set To Begin In Time To Interfere With Election #babylonbee #satire https://babylonbee.com/news/donald-trumps-trial-for-election-interference-set-to-begin-in-time-to-interfere-with-election
'Welp, Time To Get A Riding Lawnmower' Says Man Surveying His 10 Square Feet Of Grass #babylonbee #satire https://babylonbee.com/news/welp-time-to-get-a-riding-lawnmower-says-man-surveying-his-10-square-feet-of-grass
Fulton County Releases First Official Portrait Of The 47th President Of The United States #babylonbee #satire https://babylonbee.com/news/fulton-county-releases-first-official-portrait-of-the-47th-president-of-the-united-states
Winner Of Republican Debate Declared To Be Anyone Who Didn't Watch The Republican Debate #babylonbee #satire https://babylonbee.com/news/winner-of-republican-debate-declared-to-be-anyone-who-didnt-watch-the-republican-debate
Republicans Debate To See Who's Going To Lose To Biden In A Landslide Mail-In Vote In Middle Of Night #babylonbee #satire https://babylonbee.com/news/republicans-debate-to-see-whos-going-to-lose-to-biden-in-a-landslide-mail-in-vote-in-middle-of-night
CDC Announces Deadly New 'Electionyearicron' Covid Variant #babylonbee #satire https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-announces-deadly-new-electionyearicron-covid-variant
Secret Service Says They Are Unable To Identify Man Meeting With Oligarchs In Oval Office Under Alias 'Robert L. Peters' #babylonbee #satire https://babylonbee.com/news/secret-service-unable-to-identify-person-sending-emails-from-oval-office-using-alias-robert-l-peters
Deaths Caused By Hurricane Hilary To Be Labeled Suicides #babylonbee #satire https://babylonbee.com/news/deaths-caused-by-hurricane-hilary-to-be-labeled-suicides
Biden's 'No Comment' Praised As Most Rational, Coherent Statement He's Made As President #babylonbee #satire https://babylonbee.com/news/bidens-no-comment-praised-as-most-sensical-statement-hes-made-as-president
Country Music Industry Confused By Man Actually From Country Making Actual Music #babylonbee #satire https://babylonbee.com/news/country-music-industry-confused-by-man-from-actual-country-making-actual-music
Rift Opens In Space-Time Continuum As Man Buys Dave Ramsey Book With Credit Card #babylonbee #satire https://babylonbee.com/news/rift-opens-in-space-time-continuum-as-man-buys-dave-ramsey-book-with-credit-card
Megan Rapinoe Gets New Job With Galactic Empire Training Stormtroopers To Shoot #babylonbee #satire https://babylonbee.com/news/galactic-empire-recruits-megan-rapinoe-to-train-stormtroopers-to-shoot
DoorDash Now Offering Pickle Jar Opening Service For Single Women #babylonbee #satire https://babylonbee.com/news/doordash-now-offering-pickle-jar-opening-service-for-single-women
Biden Releases Steamy Shirtless Beach Photos To Distract From Corruption Scandal https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-releases-more-shirtless-beach-photos-to-distract-from-corruption-scandal #babylonbee #satire #biden