James · @jamesc
27 followers · 489 posts · Server masto.ai

I wish people on would respect that my profile reads "Please don't book instant lessons for your children without contacting me first". I should get paid more than a fiver to prance around the kitchen to for thirty minutes.

#italki #babyshark

Last updated 1 year ago

· @excarnateSojourner
4 followers · 31 posts · Server rcsocial.net

The average living person has watched the Baby Shark music video 1.6 times.
Sources:
worldometers.info/
youtu.be/XqZsoesa55w

#babyshark #statistics

Last updated 1 year ago

Dave Dude · @wx1g
530 followers · 9317 posts · Server 4bear.com

@evilcookies98 Now, you got me singing it; I'll spare y'all my rendition.

#babyshark

Last updated 1 year ago

Aslynn Roe 🐈 · @AslynnRoe
3 followers · 5 posts · Server me.dm
Scribblemacher · @scribblemacher
45 followers · 763 posts · Server mstdn.games

If Baby Shark was popularized by a Korean music group, does that mean Baby Shark is ?

#kpop #parenting #earworms #babyshark

Last updated 1 year ago

Kristen Wells · @DrKristenWells
176 followers · 437 posts · Server med-mastodon.com
AI6YR · @ai6yr
3836 followers · 22473 posts · Server m.ai6yr.org
lino third world American · @Lino0876
39 followers · 2707 posts · Server freeatlantis.com

So if any of you have youngins or grand youngins their is a recall on the robo Baby Shark bath tub toys that swim. The fins are sharp.

#babyshark #babysharp

Last updated 1 year ago

WACOCA · @wacoca
31 followers · 8118 posts · Server mastodon.cloud
Chris Merle · @clmerle
418 followers · 8596 posts · Server mstdn.social
🌿 סנהפ אביבי 🌿 · @amayasnep
36 followers · 406 posts · Server meow.social

Why teach children when you can teach them ?

#bellaciao #babyshark

Last updated 1 year ago

Mark Scourse · @markscourse
146 followers · 352 posts · Server mstdn.social

Kids disco. So bored it occurs to me that the dance is wrong because even old have multiple layers of constantly growing teeth they aren't gummy. A toothless grandma/grandpa shark would quickly starve to death. Grabbed the mike to tell them this but for some reason they've thrown me out.

#sharks #babyshark

Last updated 1 year ago

Mumubl · @mumubl
8 followers · 61 posts · Server mas.to
WACOCA · @wacoca
16 followers · 32198 posts · Server mastodon.cloud
HumToTable · @HumToTable
260 followers · 3015 posts · Server sfba.social

🎼 Puppy Shark...doo doo doo doo doo doo!
Puppy Shark...doo doo doo doo doo doo! 🎶

#babyshark #puppy #puppies

Last updated 2 years ago

HyenaTech · @hyenatech
66 followers · 515 posts · Server cyberfurz.social

PinkFong trying to captivate a larger audience it seems. 😭

#pinkfong #explicit #music #babyshark

Last updated 2 years ago

Meow Moe · @meowmoe
17 followers · 4647 posts · Server mstdn.jp
WACOCA · @wacoca
4 followers · 2279 posts · Server mas.to
Kevin Freitas · @KevinFreitas
285 followers · 316 posts · Server mastodon.social

Every time you open the app I dare you to sing in your head but replace the words with . You’re welcome.

#disneyplus #babyshark #sorrynotsorry

Last updated 2 years ago

Gabriel Ricard · @gr
56 followers · 183 posts · Server mas.to

armor-wearing characters’ names that can be sung to Baby Shark:

Boba Fett
Jango Fett
Din Djarin
Bo-Katan

Not even sorry.

#babyshark #themandalorian #mandalorian

Last updated 2 years ago