Papa · @Papa
228 followers · 350 posts · Server social.linux.pizza

Me: Chickpea Serenade?

Band Leader: Hummus a few bars and we'll fake it.

#sorry #baddadjoke

Last updated 1 year ago

Ryan 🐧 · @kerneltux
49 followers · 203 posts · Server home.social

If I altered my behavior to more closely mirror real life, I’d pipe every command to awk

…cuz I make everything awkward!

#bash #baddadjoke

Last updated 2 years ago

Bryan Redeagle · @redeagle
203 followers · 3036 posts · Server fosstodon.org

@carolina I don't know. Is she an interesting person to know?

#baddadjoke

Last updated 2 years ago

Andrew Hansen :mastodon: 🇭🇲 · @andrew
164 followers · 564 posts · Server tictoc.social

Here is a bad Dad joke just to lighten up the day.

#joke #dadjoke #baddadjoke

Last updated 2 years ago

Ryan · @kerneltux
18 followers · 43 posts · Server home.social

@GellmanRebecca
So do you have to be nuts to use NUTS? 🤪

#wakawakawaka #baddadjoke

Last updated 2 years ago

nbraker · @nbraker
20 followers · 30 posts · Server social.vivaldi.net

I have a confession to make... I'm addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop at anytime.

#baddadjoke #dadjokes #jokes #funny #humor #laugh #baddadjokes

Last updated 2 years ago

nobletrout · @nobletrout
137 followers · 297 posts · Server infosec.exchange

@smalldata @chaimtime bird site is less of a pachyderm and more like a pachyDERP

#baddadjoke #mastodonjokes

Last updated 2 years ago