Willowbottom · @Willowbottom
164 followers · 331 posts · Server mstdn.party

"Hello. I am a dirty thief. I walked by two nice people having a picnic dinner at the park and casually stole a 1-lb fried chicken breast right out of the KFC bucket. Then I ran away from my human mom while eating it before she could take it from me, maintaining eye contact with her the entire time. Now I'm home and have the audacity to ask for dinner."

#dogsofmastadon #baddog #baddogsonlime #winnerwinnerchickendinner

Last updated 1 year ago

ThinkingSapien · @ThinkingSapien
60 followers · 1164 posts · Server mstdn.social

Someone feels no guild about having stolen food from the garbage and getting caught opening an Amazon box looking for treats.

#犬 #baddog #Dogs #chihuahua

Last updated 1 year ago

Munkeycop · @munkeycop
78 followers · 261 posts · Server mas.to

A toot of two parts, one pre-walkies and one post-walkies (with added fox shit).

#baddog #dogdog #dogsofmastodon #doggo #doggoday #dog #mondog

Last updated 1 year ago

Randall Schirra · @Schiracha
122 followers · 92 posts · Server struct.bio

Love the smell of fresh paint after finishing the kitchen and living room...

Dog: let me just set the stove on fire while no one is home.

Whole house reeks. 2 days of airing out, and we still can't be inside for more than a few hours due to the smell and irritants in the air.

This house is cursed, but somehow, we're getting along.

Waiter, I will take the check now.

#couldvebeenworse #wakemeupafterthestorm #baddog #housefire #thisisnotadrill

Last updated 1 year ago

ericschabell · @ericschabell
189 followers · 314 posts · Server fosstodon.org

@martintietz and the follow up to the post includes...

“As a matter of policy, we will never attempt to compel a community member to withdraw a code contribution.”

....but... but did...

#baddog

Last updated 2 years ago

ericschabell · @ericschabell
185 followers · 309 posts · Server fosstodon.org

How can think anything like this would ever end well in the court of public opinion, so many have gone before with the same results?
theregister.com/2023/02/02/dat

#datadog #baddog #opentelemetry #cncf #cloudnative #observability #o11y

Last updated 2 years ago

Kalman 'Carun' Balla · @art_of_carun
27 followers · 31 posts · Server mstdn.social
Garth Beagle · @garthbeagle
282 followers · 389 posts · Server bitbang.social

had a bumpy day: first he ran onto the street and got yelled at. While apologising for his behaviour (by showing his belly) he got COVERED in 100s of spiky buzzies that took forever to remove… 😩🙄🤣

#farleymowat #baddog #DachshundsOfMastadon

Last updated 2 years ago

Remington · @Remi
1 followers · 12 posts · Server home.social

I don’t want to take my picture right now weeve me alone hooman

#baddog #goldenretriever #dog

Last updated 2 years ago

Lis · @InconsistentPedant
31 followers · 146 posts · Server mas.to

Two minutes after this photo was taken Henry found and ABANDONED SANDWICH.

Did he;
a) leave it where it was and obediently allow me to put him back on the lead as I disposed of it
or;
b) grab it, run faster than he's ever run before whilst barking at me, settle down at a safe distance from me and snaffle the whole thing?

🤔

DogsOfMastodon

#baddog #mastodogs #goldenretriever

Last updated 2 years ago

Lis · @InconsistentPedant
39 followers · 211 posts · Server mas.to

Two minutes after this photo was taken Henry found an ABANDONED SANDWICH.

Did he;
a) leave it where it was and obediently allow me to put him back on the lead as I disposed of it
or;
b) grab it, run faster than he's ever run before whilst barking at me, settle down at a safe distance from me and snaffle the whole thing?

🤔

#dogsofmastodon #baddog #mastodogs #goldenretriever

Last updated 2 years ago

Devon · @Woodworker
116 followers · 112 posts · Server 4bear.com

I have questions

#baddog

Last updated 2 years ago

This Is My Glasgow · @thisismyglasgow
16 followers · 15 posts · Server mastodon.scot

Don't you just hate it when you finally get up the energy to do some exercise only for someone else to steal your yoga mat while your back is turned?

#baddog #cockerspaniels #spaniels #firstworldproblems #keepfit #exercise #yoga #dogsofmastodon #dogs #glasgow

Last updated 2 years ago

TopTotty · @Finnyx5
83 followers · 46 posts · Server mastodon.nz

@RellaPdx 🤦‍♀️

#baddog

Last updated 2 years ago

⚡🍉OverlordTomala🍉⚡ · @OverlordTomala
13 followers · 156 posts · Server mas.to

youtu.be/eRNlJcKmzFU

A few years ago I did a livestream of DOSBox/After Dark. I stripped the commentary from the original stream to preserve that 90's screensaver goodness. It would be nice to have a new generation of screensavers like these for OLED screens!

#retro #afterdark #dosbox #baddog #throwbackthursday

Last updated 2 years ago

Beanie MacIntosh · @BeanieMacIntosh
1459 followers · 633 posts · Server mastodon.scot

My stole the - I’m not sympathetic to his

#diarrhoea #cheese #baddog

Last updated 2 years ago

brittapoint · @brittapoint
107 followers · 301 posts · Server social.tchncs.de
The Wee Owl Studio · @TheWeeOwl
2411 followers · 993 posts · Server mastodon.art
Nautile Bleu · @nautilebleu
217 followers · 1671 posts · Server mamot.fr

“Once, Erie meets a young girl whose father was yelling at her poor brother, beating him while barking at him that he had been a bad dog once again.”

#inktober #inktober22 #inktober2022 #art #comics #blackandwhite #comicsartist #frenchinktober #baddog #maid #esther #comictober #mastart #fediart #creativetoots

Last updated 2 years ago