"Hello. I am a dirty thief. I walked by two nice people having a picnic dinner at the park and casually stole a 1-lb fried chicken breast right out of the KFC bucket. Then I ran away from my human mom while eating it before she could take it from me, maintaining eye contact with her the entire time. Now I'm home and have the audacity to ask for dinner."
#dogsofmastadon #baddog #baddogsonlime #winnerwinnerchickendinner
#dogsofmastadon #baddog #baddogsonlime #winnerwinnerchickendinner
Someone feels no guild about having stolen food from the garbage and getting caught opening an Amazon box looking for treats.
Love the smell of fresh paint after finishing the kitchen and living room...
Dog: let me just set the stove on fire while no one is home.
Whole house reeks. 2 days of airing out, and we still can't be inside for more than a few hours due to the smell and irritants in the air.
This house is cursed, but somehow, we're getting along.
Waiter, I will take the check now.
#couldvebeenworse #wakemeupafterthestorm #baddog #housefire #thisisnotadrill
#couldvebeenworse #wakemeupafterthestorm #baddog #housefire #thisisnotadrill
@martintietz and the follow up to the post includes...
“As a matter of policy, we will never attempt to compel a community member to withdraw a code contribution.”
....but... but #BadDog did...
How can #datadog think anything like this would ever end well in the court of public opinion, so many have gone before with the same results? #BadDog #OpenTelemetry #CNCF #CloudNative #observability #o11y
https://www.theregister.com/2023/02/02/datadog_opentelemetry_tool_dorman
#datadog #baddog #opentelemetry #cncf #cloudnative #observability #o11y
Cowpoke, the bad dog 😄
#art #artwork #sketch #doodle #drawing #inking #illustration #cartoon #cartoonillustration #digitalart #procreate #wildwest #dog #baddog #funny #MastoArt
#MastoArt #Funny #baddog #Dog #wildwest #procreate #DigitalArt #cartoonillustration #Cartoon #Illustration #inking #Drawing #doodle #Sketch #Artwork #Art
#FarleyMowat had a bumpy day: first he ran onto the street and got yelled at. While apologising for his #BadDog behaviour (by showing his belly) he got COVERED in 100s of spiky buzzies that took forever to remove… 😩🙄🤣 #DachshundsOfMastadon
#farleymowat #baddog #DachshundsOfMastadon
I don’t want to take my picture right now weeve me alone hooman #baddog #goldenretriever #dog
Two minutes after this photo was taken Henry found and ABANDONED SANDWICH.
Did he;
a) leave it where it was and obediently allow me to put him back on the lead as I disposed of it
or;
b) grab it, run faster than he's ever run before whilst barking at me, settle down at a safe distance from me and snaffle the whole thing?
🤔
#GoldenRetriever DogsOfMastodon #Mastodogs #BadDog
#baddog #mastodogs #goldenretriever
Two minutes after this photo was taken Henry found an ABANDONED SANDWICH.
Did he;
a) leave it where it was and obediently allow me to put him back on the lead as I disposed of it
or;
b) grab it, run faster than he's ever run before whilst barking at me, settle down at a safe distance from me and snaffle the whole thing?
🤔
#dogsofmastodon #baddog #mastodogs #goldenretriever
Don't you just hate it when you finally get up the energy to do some exercise only for someone else to steal your yoga mat while your back is turned?
#glasgow #dogs #dogsofmastodon #yoga #exercise #keepfit #firstworldproblems #spaniels #cockerspaniels #baddog
#baddog #cockerspaniels #spaniels #firstworldproblems #keepfit #exercise #yoga #dogsofmastodon #dogs #glasgow
A few years ago I did a livestream of DOSBox/After Dark. I stripped the commentary from the original stream to preserve that 90's screensaver goodness. It would be nice to have a new generation of screensavers like these for OLED screens!
#retro #afterdark #dosbox #baddog #throwbackthursday
#BadDog is today's #inktober prompt. This little guy is a bit naughty, but he's an angel really
#Inktober2022 #dogsofinstagram #penandinkart #penandinkdrawing #drawingsketch #dog #puppy
#puppy #dog #drawingsketch #penandinkdrawing #penandinkart #dogsofinstagram #inktober2022 #inktober #baddog
“Once, Erie meets a young girl whose father was yelling at her poor brother, beating him while barking at him that he had been a bad dog once again.”
#inktober #inktober22 #inktober2022 #art #comics #blackandwhite #comicsartist #frenchinktober #baddog #maid #esther #comictober #mastart #fediart #creativetoots
#inktober #inktober22 #inktober2022 #art #comics #blackandwhite #comicsartist #frenchinktober #baddog #maid #esther #comictober #mastart #fediart #creativetoots