Rudy Schwartz :jrbd: :wldo: · @rudyschwartz
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"The Neanderthal Man" (1953) - A sabre-toothed tiger is spotted in rural California, and meanwhile Professor Groves has been experimenting with a serum which reverses a million years of evolution, or some shit like that. Hijinks ensue when the professor decides to experiment on himself and turn into a Grinch with a Harpo Marx wig. Highly recommended if you like with people getting pissed off and yelling at each other for no discernible reason.
youtu.be/ZbIaiuVIQqw

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Rudy Schwartz :jrbd: :wldo: · @rudyschwartz
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The Astro-Zombies (1968) - Disgruntled scientist John Carradine discovers a method for animating dead human body parts using electricity, circuit boards, and some beakers of red liquid. Wendell Corey is concerned that this technology will fall into Tura Satana's hands, and assigns two dickheads to stop her. If you feel like your life is passing too quickly, I promise this movie will stomp the brake pedal of your mortal coil.
youtu.be/ZtEBJL_q86c

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Dark Corners Reviews · @darkcorners3
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Our review of MURDER BY PHONE! Can death by exploding phone be mistaken for a heart attack? youtube.com/watch?v=uD56RCAU6t

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Dark Corners Reviews · @darkcorners3
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New bad movie review out later! Here's last week's again, THE CRAWLING HAND! youtube.com/watch?v=C5NRgz4LhR

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Dark Corners Reviews · @darkcorners3
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Our review of 2020 TEXAS GLADIATORS! Doesn't do a good job of predicting the future but no one predicted 2020. youtube.com/watch?v=xtdfBGqfCN

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Rudy Schwartz :jrbd: :wldo: · @rudyschwartz
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Girl Gang (1954) features surprisingly explicit instructions on how to prepare heroin for injection, plus Buster Keaton's brother, Harry. I never realized that everyone who smoked pot in the 50s had to listen to harp arpeggios, or that guys would plead desperately for women not to have sex with them. Timothy Farrell delivers his usual cardboard cutout performance, making him the most competent cast member.
youtu.be/R1WXK1cawrI

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Dark Corners Reviews · @darkcorners3
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New bad movie review out tonight! Here's last week's again, SHE! youtube.com/watch?v=j47KS9q-fo

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Rudy Schwartz :jrbd: :wldo: · @rudyschwartz
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"The Baby" (1973) stars Ruth Roman, who has a thirty year old son who she has trained to be a perpetual infant. She and her two creepy daughters use "the baby" to glean welfare money from the county, but one day an inquisitive social worker shows up, and hijinx ensue. If you're looking for seriously fucked up 70s B-cinema, try this one.
youtu.be/1IyHuafGk-A

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Rudy Schwartz :jrbd: :wldo: · @rudyschwartz
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"The Exotic Ones" aka "The Monster and the Stripper" is arguably Ron and June Ormond's masterpiece. It's an explosion of hillbilly psychedelia, featuring a cavalcade of horrible singing and dancing, a bad guy with a Moe Howard hair cut, Sleepy LaBeef in a cage, a man being beaten to death with his own arm, a guy getting a spittoon dumped on his head, and a harmonica duo performing "Dance of the Hours". does not get any better than this.
youtu.be/0kqzNlbQhYk

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Rudy Schwartz :jrbd: :wldo: · @rudyschwartz
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I've watched "Frankenstein Island" at least seven times over the years, and I still have NO IDEA what the fuck is going on in this movie. And yet, it's the only Jerry Warren movie I've ever been able to stay awake through. How he got Cameron Mitchell, Andrew Duggan, John Carradine and Steve Brodie to all flush what was left of their careers into this gaseous, dank sewer of incompetence mystifies me. Highly recommended.
youtu.be/niPk6NvEB5A

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Dark Corners Reviews · @darkcorners3
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