So. Things on my to do list for the day:

Clear out the Big Cupboard in my bedroom
Plant some of the plants that are sitting on my patio into pots
Put the sleeves in on the nightshirt I'm making myself
Clean the bathroom
Clean the kitchen.

Might go back to bed. #BadHousekeeping

Have just reorganised my lavatory paper supply, and how are YOU adding value to this damp, grey Wednesday morning? #BadHousekeeping

Spent three days putting off cleaning the bathroom and 15 minutes doing it.

I'm SO predictable.

#BadHousekeeping

The post-visit washing pile continues to grow. #BadHousekeeping

Have just cleaned the mesh filter in my cooker hood.

That's all the excitement from #SneezyTowers this evening.

Unless you want to know that I also dismantled the splashback above the hob and washed that too.

It's 20 months since the kitchen was put in and this is the first time I've done this.

#BadHousekeeping

Cleaned the bathroom. Don't know why I bother, really, it'll need doing again by Thursday. #BadHousekeeping

Think I've finally caught up with the washing backlog that started in November.

The ironing pile, not so much.

#BadHousekeeping

Have just spring cleaned the bathroom.

It was real.

#BadHousekeeping

I'm at the point of #BadHousekeeping where you're too knackered to do any more but unfortunately you have to clear up the mess you've made.

45 minutes' ironing. Can still iron at the rate of 12 shirts an hour.

#StillGotIt though I'm not sure 'it' is worth having in this case. #BadHousekeeping

Right. I'm bored and fed up so I may as well do the ironing. I'll still be bored and fed up but at least I'll have done the ironing.

#BadHousekeeping

RIGHT. Two hours of housework, then I get the rest of the day off, ok?

#BadHousekeeping

The #catpest has just shaken his head and covered the screen of my laptop with catsnot, which is running down it in little rivulets.

This is where the antibacterial floorwipes come in handy.

#BadHousekeeping

Cleaned the kitchen. Put it off for three hours, spent 20 minutes doing it. #badhousekeeping

Last week (all right, maybe TWO weeks ago), I spilt half a bag of frozen peas in my freezer. They are still rattling around in there, grinning at me whenever I open that drawer. I think their time has come. #BadHousekeeping 🤢🤢 🤢

Have put the dishwasher on and started the robot. Once I've put some washing in the machine, I'm calling that 'housework done'. #BadHousekeeping

Have just tidied my garaaahge*

*sorted the big pile of shit into various smaller piles of shit

#BadHousekeeping

Jobs for tomorrow:

- the bins
- take electrical recycling to dump
- ironing
- hang out final load of weekend washing
- clean kitchen
- dust sitting room
- tidy bedroom

(argh argh argh)

#BadHousekeeping

Have taken apart and unbunged the handheld vacuum. Hope you're feeling the glamour today too. #BadHousekeeping

Have just cleaned the bathroom. It was real. #badhousekeeping