Mark Daniels-Wr. 🟢 · @MarkDW
76 followers · 745 posts · Server mstdn.social

Because they can C in the dark.

#Programming #badjoke

Last updated 1 year ago

Chris Simpson · @chris_e_simpson
273 followers · 476 posts · Server hachyderm.io

So I asked Henry how he was doing and he eventually said he was good after a very long wait. I said that's great, but what's with the big pause?

Sorry



#dogsofmastodon #joke #badjoke

Last updated 1 year ago

1TootMemoir · @1TootMemoir
34 followers · 145 posts · Server mstdn.social

Would somebody *please* explain to me how E equals Mass times C squared? I mean, why does the universe rely on the state of Massachusetts for its reality?

#sciencehumor #badjoke

Last updated 1 year ago

AI6YR · @ai6yr
4406 followers · 28899 posts · Server m.ai6yr.org

"A travel waiver has been issued for flights to/ from Fukuoka (FUK) between Aug. 8 - 10, 2023 HST. See details. " (ie No Flying FUK) hawaiianairlines.com/alerts/tr

#badjoke #almostswearing

Last updated 1 year ago

Rev. GothAlice · @alice
472 followers · 4341 posts · Server marrow.haus

A christian, a jew, a muslim, and an erisian walk into a bar.

The erisian turns to the others, "Hey, have y'all heard the one about us?"

(It's not really a party until a Zarathustrian gets invited, just… nobody tell Greyface.)

#humor #humour #badjoke #thiswassupposedtobefunny #diversity #inclusion #pantheism #unserious #hootintootintuesday

Last updated 1 year ago

Trenton Hoshiko | Filmmaker · @Trenton_Hoshiko
229 followers · 1226 posts · Server mas.to

Van Helsing's misheard lyric from his favorite Beach Boys song:
"Aruba, Jamaica, oh I'm gonna stake ya"

(maybe)

#vampire #music #lol #funny #badjoke

Last updated 1 year ago

D. Bryan · @DBryan
10 followers · 306 posts · Server mstdn.social

@td_port not chickens is a cage? 😳

#badjoke

Last updated 1 year ago

Tanoujin Milestone · @tanoujin
120 followers · 721 posts · Server social.coop

Is there a way to know who blocked or muted me? I would like to buy that guys‘ RL addresses and harrass them in person.

#tenbeertoomuch #unsolicitedadvice #replyguy #badjoke #eternalnoob

Last updated 1 year ago

Syllus Green · @syllusg
20 followers · 383 posts · Server climatejustice.social

#badjoke

Last updated 1 year ago

You Can Call Me Dave · @NotEnoughCoffee
12 followers · 29 posts · Server mindly.social

What did the waiter coffee bean say to the customer coffee bean?

Wha'Java'vin?

#coffee #java #lamejoke #badjoke #illseemyselfout

Last updated 1 year ago

Robert Wright :fedora: · @rwright
11 followers · 19 posts · Server fosstodon.org

@jwf @Joseph_of_Earth The good news is if you go on stage at Flock to present, you’ll have already “broken a leg” 🥁😂

#badjoke

Last updated 1 year ago

Stephen Collins · @trib
545 followers · 3125 posts · Server aus.social

"You've got something jammed in there real good..."

Might need a lightsaber to get this out.

(of the Mind's Eye)

#splinter #starwars #badjoke

Last updated 1 year ago

Spellbind0127 · @Spellbind0127
84 followers · 369 posts · Server mstdn.social

@nixCraft well at least if its terminal it is something you can manage.

#badjoke #Linux

Last updated 1 year ago

jello ツ · @andersgeek
16 followers · 666 posts · Server wehavecookies.social

What do you call Pep Guardiola if he lived every day as if it was his last?

Pep Guardiyolo.

#badjoke #greatjoke

Last updated 1 year ago

Chris Vitalos ✅ · @chrisvitalos
78 followers · 167 posts · Server indieweb.social

I hope doesn't repeat this it generated over and over. It's really bad, even for a .

>Why don't systems ever talk about their ? Because they can't tell if it's real or just another layer of convolution!

Researchers discover that prefers repeating 25 over and over | Ars Technica

>When tested, "Over 90% of 1,008 generated jokes were the same 25 jokes."
arstechnica.com/information-te

#BadJokeFriday #badjoke #humour #humor #jokes #data #hallucinations #ai #dadjoke #joke #chatgpt

Last updated 1 year ago

jello ツ · @andersgeek
16 followers · 634 posts · Server wehavecookies.social

Which is a fisher’s favourite Madonna song? “Like a Sturgeon”.

🎶 Caught for the very first time! 🎶

#dredge #madonna #badjoke #greatjoke

Last updated 1 year ago

Softwerker · @Softwerker
4 followers · 85 posts · Server toot.io
Sounds Dave Makes · @wx1g
437 followers · 6024 posts · Server 4bear.com

@TheLetterTen probably has a trans-sister radio? What stations does it receive?

#badjoke

Last updated 1 year ago

Alex (בנימין) · @bborn
31 followers · 226 posts · Server mindly.social

Optimist: the glass is half full.

Pessimist: the glass is half empty.

Engineer: You have the wrong size glass.



@dgar

#dadjoke #badjoke

Last updated 1 year ago

D. Bryan · @DBryan
8 followers · 199 posts · Server mstdn.social

@td_port new version of “catnip” 😳😜 Happy Friday TD

#badjoke

Last updated 2 years ago