Stanley Nerdlinger · @SNerd
380 followers · 3364 posts · Server lor.shThe 100 year old tree that fell on the #DeSantis Governor’s Mansion was a “woke oak” 🥁😁
#nerlingersjokes #dadjokes #badjokes
#desantis #nerlingersjokes #dadjokes #badjokes
Maddler (2⁸²⁵⁸⁹⁹³³ -1) · @maddler
351 followers · 4365 posts · Server mastodon.ieDo Navy Seals become Navy Sea Lions if they get too fat?
#jokes #badjokes #questions
❌ Ditto · @thegreybeardofthetree
8 followers · 162 posts · Server fosstodon.orgI poured root beer into a square glass.....
Now I just have beer
Happy Friday 🍻
#badjokes #dadjokes #llemmylevity
#badjokes #dadjokes #llemmylevity
James Wallbank · @jameswallbank
427 followers · 246 posts · Server mas.to
Mat research proves that it's not always the cat. 🐕🐈 #petsofmastodon #labradoodle #bengals #badjokes
#badjokes #bengals #labradoodle #petsofmastodon
Skovheks · @VVitchy
111 followers · 180 posts · Server pagan.plusSo if a metrologist is from Denmark
Does that make them a Weather Dane?
#badjokes #badpunes #denmark #meterology #meterologicaljoke
David Vincent Yancey · @TexasCre8ive
466 followers · 6580 posts · Server mindly.social
Anna Saultron · @AnnaSaultron
35 followers · 164 posts · Server nerdculture.deWenn eine Kunst KI sich betrinkt hat sie danach einen RAMbrandt?
#badjokes...
SoulEmber · @SoulEmber
24 followers · 96 posts · Server birdbutt.comWould two people each holding a book and rubbing the spines together qualify as making a beast with two backs?
Maddler (2⁸²⁵⁸⁹⁹³³ -1) · @maddler
324 followers · 3961 posts · Server mastodon.ieI never had a good relationship with my parents.
One day they called me and told me, there was a couple in the living room.
Dad: "They're your parents..."
Me: "Dad, am I adopted?"
Dad: "No, we just sold you."
Maddler (2⁸²⁵⁸⁹⁹³³ -1) · @maddler
324 followers · 3959 posts · Server mastodon.ieIn my company they just cut 1/4 of the people. Now is full of people walking around without a leg.
Disclaimer: you can unfollow me now.
Quinn Blueheart 🔞✍️ · @qblueheart
613 followers · 2712 posts · Server smutlandia.comTips for playing safe with the sexy side of the elephant app!
#3
Q: What's the biggest drawback of the jungle?
A: An elephant's foreskin.
Read more tips!!!
https://medium.com/sex-love-and-relationships/four-hot-tips-for-playing-safe-on-nsfw-mastodon-38560b7a6ac3
#Tips #SocialMedia #NSFW #InternetSafety #BadJokes
#tips #socialmedia #nsfw #internetsafety #badjokes
Quinn Blueheart 🔞🤖 · @qblueheart
125 followers · 270 posts · Server me.dm
Tips for playing safe with the sexy side of the elephant app!
#3
Q: What's the biggest drawback of the jungle?
A: An elephant's foreskin.
Read more tips!!!
https://medium.com/sex-love-and-relationships/four-hot-tips-for-playing-safe-on-nsfw-mastodon-38560b7a6ac3
#Tips #SocialMedia #NSFW #InternetSafety #BadJokes
#tips #socialmedia #nsfw #internetsafety #badjokes
LURKer of the Doc · @DoctorLURK
56 followers · 407 posts · Server mtg.garden
🎵 Koma, Koma, Koma, Koma, Koma's Coil, Meal, Eon (hub) 🎵 #MagicTheGathering #BadJokes
Chicken 🐓 · @chicken
74 followers · 68 posts · Server stranger.socialI am convinced that tailgating aka bumper humping is also vehicular bullying and some form of endangerment. (Don’t say wreck-less… you dark humor people 😉) #badjokes #cantdrive #roadrage #idiotdrivers #bawk
#badjokes #cantdrive #roadrage #idiotdrivers #bawk
Jyoti Mishra · @Jyoti
1326 followers · 8248 posts · Server mas.to@Ruth_Mottram @SuneAuken
@EMFaulds
I once dated a woman who turned up holding a pole with a bit of cloth attached to it that reflected light of between 620 to 750 nanometres.
Looking back, that was a red flag.
Zac · @lolbat
182 followers · 944 posts · Server fosstodon.org
Maisie Summers · @maisiesummers
233 followers · 1603 posts · Server mastodon.nz
Maisie Summers · @maisiesummers
230 followers · 1562 posts · Server mastodon.nz
Maddler (2⁸²⁵⁸⁹⁹³³ -1) · @maddler
297 followers · 3404 posts · Server mastodon.ie
