gdchill · @gdchill
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I’m in a band called “The Palindromes.”

Our first single is called “If I had a HiFi.”

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gdchill · @gdchill
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gdchill · @gdchill
73 followers · 590 posts · Server sueden.social

M calls 007 into the office for a meeting.

She tells him, "James, I have a new mission for you where you will be impersonating a blonde real estate developer."

James says, "But I have dark hair, do you expect me to wear a wig?"

M says, "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to dye."

#007

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gdchill · @gdchill
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A man applies for a job at the circus

“Really good bird impressions”

“Sorry we’ve got someone who can do those already”

“Oh well” said the man sadly, as he flew out of the tent.

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