rowan • דרור לייב · @kabrams
677 followers · 2123 posts · Server union.placewant to hear a construction joke?
oh, nevermind. I'm still working on that one. #BadJokesOnly #DadJokes
rowan • דרור לייב · @kabrams
672 followers · 2075 posts · Server union.placesomeone called me a chicken.
but at least I'm not having an eggs-estential crisis. #BadJokesOnly #DadJokes
Cats Who Code 💙💛 · @calculsoberic
17071 followers · 68416 posts · Server mstdn.socialWhat's the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac? A literalist takes everything seriously. A kleptomaniac takes everything, seriously. #DadJokes #BadJokesOnly
Cats Who Code 💙💛 · @calculsoberic
17123 followers · 68506 posts · Server mstdn.socialWhat's the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac? A literalist takes everything seriously. A kleptomaniac takes everything, seriously. #DadJokes #BadJokesOnly
Cats Who Code 💙💛 · @calculsoberic
17071 followers · 68410 posts · Server mstdn.socialThis year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together. #DadJokes #BadJokesOnly
Cats Who Code 💙💛 · @calculsoberic
17123 followers · 68506 posts · Server mstdn.socialThis year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together. #DadJokes #BadJokesOnly
Cats Who Code 💙💛 · @calculsoberic
17070 followers · 68405 posts · Server mstdn.socialMy friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill, so I sent him a "Get Well Soon" card. #DadJokes #BadJokesOnly
Cats Who Code 💙💛 · @calculsoberic
17123 followers · 68506 posts · Server mstdn.socialMy friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill, so I sent him a "Get Well Soon" card. #DadJokes #BadJokesOnly
Cats Who Code 💙💛 · @calculsoberic
17070 followers · 68404 posts · Server mstdn.socialI was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no, but I could perform Bohemian Rhapsody. #DadJokes #BadJokesOnly
Cats Who Code 💙💛 · @calculsoberic
17123 followers · 68506 posts · Server mstdn.socialI was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no, but I could perform Bohemian Rhapsody. #DadJokes #BadJokesOnly
Cats Who Code 💙💛 · @calculsoberic
17070 followers · 68403 posts · Server mstdn.socialA ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned. #DadJokes #BadJokesOnly
Cats Who Code 💙💛 · @calculsoberic
17123 followers · 68506 posts · Server mstdn.socialA ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned. #DadJokes #BadJokesOnly
Cats Who Code 💙💛 · @calculsoberic
17070 followers · 68402 posts · Server mstdn.socialI found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged. #DadJokes #BadJokesOnly
Cats Who Code 💙💛 · @calculsoberic
17123 followers · 68506 posts · Server mstdn.socialI found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged. #DadJokes #BadJokesOnly
Cats Who Code 💙💛 · @calculsoberic
17070 followers · 68400 posts · Server mstdn.socialMy wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve." #DadJokes #BadJokesOnly
Cats Who Code 💙💛 · @calculsoberic
17123 followers · 68506 posts · Server mstdn.socialMy wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve." #DadJokes #BadJokesOnly
rowan • דרור לייב · @kabrams
663 followers · 2041 posts · Server union.placewhat do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
a maybe. #BadJokesOnly #DadJokes
rowan • דרור לייב · @kabrams
663 followers · 2036 posts · Server union.placeI used to think I was indecisive. but now I'm not so sure! #BadJokesOnly #DadJokes
rowan • דרור לייב · @kabrams
664 followers · 2033 posts · Server union.placewanna hear a joke about paper?
never mind—it's tearable. #BadJokesOnly #DadJokes
MOULE :Neurodivergent: · @MOULE
384 followers · 799 posts · Server mastodon.moule.worldThey went on strike 🤭 #Jokes #DadJokes #CornyJokes #noxp #BadJokes #BadJokesOnly #LameJokes #Humor #Humour #Funny
#jokes #dadjokes #cornyjokes #noxp #badjokes #badjokesonly #lamejokes #humor #humour #funny