*Sigh* fml a 76 year old client just flashed me her grandma boobs, please kill me.
#darnit
#time
#whyme
#badluck
#whywouldyoudothis
#ineedtothrowup
#darnit #time #whyme #badluck #whywouldyoudothis #ineedtothrowup
via @ReidTheGame@x.com:
Arsenal have conceded 0.7xG in the last 135 minutes of football and conceded 3 times
Fucking QC farkle. This just happened.
Roll: 1 1 2 3 4 5.
Take: Small straight (100 points) and 1 (10 points), total 110 points.
Roll: 1 2 3 4 5 6.
Take: Large straight (200 points), total 310 points.
roll: 2 3 3 4 4 6.
Farkle 310 fucking points on 6 dice! Fuck you!
#farkle #dice #BadLuck
The only all black cat is the Bombay Cat #shorts https://www.meowmoe.com/64843/
#allblackcatcutscenes #badluck #blackcat #blackcats #blackcatsbadluck #blackcatspersian #FunnyCats #neko #spidermanps4blackcat #whyareblackcatsbadluck #ボンベイ
#ボンベイ #whyareblackcatsbadluck #spidermanps4blackcat #neko #funnyCats #blackcatspersian #blackcatsbadluck #blackcats #blackcat #badluck #allblackcatcutscenes #shorts
Y como iniciaron sus mañanas? pues yo la mia encerrado 2 hrs en el acensor.
#13 #ascensor #badluck #funny #argentina #cortedeluz
#ascensor #badluck #Funny #argentina #cortedeluz
63 years ago:
Bad Luck (PL)
Original title: Zezowate szczęście
To convince his employer against laying him off, a middle-aged Polish man recounts his life, one he considers to have been characterized by exceptionally bad luck.
1960-04-04
https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/121455
#BadLuck #BarbaraLass #JadwigaZajiek #WomenInFilm #Movies
#badluck #barbaralass #jadwigazajiek #womeninfilm #movies
‘Bad Luck’ shipwreck from 1869 discovered in Lake Superior 😲 #History #BadLuck
https://www.pennlive.com/nation-world/2023/02/bad-luck-shipwreck-from-1869-discovered-in-lake-superior.html
I had a dream last night that I accidentally broke a black mirror by nudging it with my elbow down some stairs - I ran after it afraid of the bad luck and told one of my honorary aunts about throwing it in the river to avert the bad luck.
But she said never mind about going to a river - she can fix the bad luck, she went and bought out a beautiful green and gold book of shadows and was looking for a way to fix it.
Strange as she isn't known to be a witch in real life.
#dream #mirror #witch #bookofshadows #gold #river #badluck #superstition #accident #stairs
#dream #mirror #witch #bookofshadows #Gold #river #badluck #superstition #accident #stairs
Justice and Bad Luck - Revised SEP entry
#philosophy #responsibility #justice #badluck
Still, dumb luck is the best luck... #luck #dumbluck #goodluck #badluck #anyluck #hardluck #greatluck #amazingluck #makeyourownluck
#luck #dumbluck #goodluck #badluck #anyluck #hardluck #greatluck #amazingluck #makeyourownluck
Ca’ Dario Palace
“Sub ruina insidiosa genero”?
#badluck #palazzodario #venizianera #venice
Ca’ Dario Palace
“Sub ruina insidiosa genero”
#badluck #palazzodario #venizianera #venice
A quotation from Cox, Marcelene:
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The number of times the toast falls butter side down increases in direct proportion to the value of the rug or the price of the butter.
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Full quote, sourcing, notes:
https://wist.info/cox-marcelene/58354/
#quote #quotes #quotation #badluck #misfortune #Murphy'sLaw #perversity
#quote #quotes #quotation #badluck #misfortune #murphy #perversity
My husband informed his mother today that the reason it's raining in #California is that he moved back.
*His opinion is not based on facts and must not be taken seriously!
**Although, every time we try to go on a warm #weather vacation in winter, the destination ends up having record-breaking wet or cold weather
*** We must be #badluck!
I spilled hot cocoa on my notes. Guess I'll have to start Cairn setting building part 2 from scratch #yochaigal #cairn #badluck
January 2nd- This magpie as bold as brass staring at me and strutting around the garden! 🫣 I saluted him and asked about his wife but I also shouted many expletives at him!!! #Magpie #BadLuck #Superstitions
#magpie #badluck #superstitions
January 2nd- This magpie as bold as brass staring at me and strutting around the garden! 🫣 I saluted him and asked about his wife but I also shouted many expletives at him!!! #Magpie #BadLuck #Superstitions
#magpie #badluck #superstitions