I’m such a bad parent. Sent a pic of Norm sleeping in the sun to the family and this is how the conversation went. I have enough of these in iCloud for a 6 hour comedy routine. 🤣 #BadParent #Dogs #Cats

Just think of how much better this situation would’ve been. If that six year old who shot his teacher was there. Anyone want to give an over under on a middle school shoot out before the end of the year? #2a #massshootings #badparent https://abcnews.go.com/US/4-year-shot-killed-3-year-houston-sheriff/story?id=97819873

"My child won't even give me his address!"
#atheist #badparent

I’m a shitty father. Look how happy he is to be kicking the statue in the nards. Of course I put him up it.

#seattle #waterfront #badparent

New Dog, Old Tricks? The WiFi in the house we’re staying at for the Thanksgiving break is slow. I told my son to blow on the tv to get the WiFi to work, reminiscent of how we used to get old game consoles to work. Lo and behold, it works. Upside, my son is happy. Downside, he will now be blowing on tv screens if something is glitchy. #badparent

It was great to be back in person at one of my favourite #Winnipeg theatres, #PrairieTheatreExchange. Felt almost like before times. Of course I was sporting my #mask and pleased to see maskwearers made up 50%+ of the audience. :clapping: If you get a chance, check out #BadParent. #findmedowntown #TakeCareOfEachOther

It was great to be back in person at one of my favourite #Winnipeg theatres, #PrairieTheatreExchange. Felt almost like before times. Of course I was sporting my #mask and pleased to see maskwearers made up 50%+ of the audience. :clapping: If you get a chance, check out #BadParent. #findmedowntown #TakeCareOfEachOther