JulesBalarate · @djizus
6 followers · 41 posts · Server kolektiva.social

This one is just anamusement

All along we wish the world better
And trying to do it
Even throught initiativs
Come the rest

We say
Since a while
That a planet is like an unit
A richness !
Out of nobody can be indemn

The rest:
The i̶l̶l̶u̶s̶t̶r̶a̶s̶i̶o̶n̶n̶i̶s̶t̶s̶
Sorry
The c̶o̶n̶s̶p̶i̶r̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶n̶i̶s̶t̶e̶s̶
Arh !
The confusionnistes
🙂
And others nazis
Did I writted Nazis ?
Oh no !
Oh yes ! I Writted Nazis 🙂
Those who want the end of the World
Those poor people from a poor life
Without friend; without girlfriend
socially disconnected
Pushing desespératly capitalism up
claiming the exact opposit everywhere on social networks
The more rapidly the best.

Because they need violence.
To exist
They want to
Cross a border, to stick sharp things in neighbour's belly renamed "enemy" for the circompstence, go rompages, rape girls, burn crops and houses and so on

They just want
Power !
Obtain it
No matter about society
The supermarket security guards revolution. Are you ready ? :D

I want to
Love you
Them all :)
And hope

#badpoems

Last updated 1 year ago

Bean 🇺🇲🇻🇪 · @TechBean
869 followers · 7229 posts · Server mstdn.social
Drew · @drewran
162 followers · 316 posts · Server mas.to


A chicken is a noble beast,
The cow is much forlorner;
Standing in the pouring rain,
With a leg at every corner.
William McGonagall

#badpoems

Last updated 1 year ago

Drew · @drewran
162 followers · 309 posts · Server mas.to


I wondered lonely as a cloud
All through the steaming jungle
Till all at once I spied a crowd
A host of gleaming daffodungles
(The Goodies)

#badpoems

Last updated 1 year ago


There's once was a man from Sodom
Who liked things put up his bottom
He'd give it all a thrash
Put it up his ass
I'm glad he wasn't from Gomorra.Badum

#badpoems

Last updated 1 year ago

Jim Parsons · @Jimparsons
2 followers · 5 posts · Server hachyderm.io

I'm new here and finding my way around. I just want to revel in freedom without the burden of worrying about being popular or facing judgments. I believe this is a safe space.

#badpoems

Last updated 1 year ago

Clara Listensprechen · @ClaraListensprechen4
91 followers · 4632 posts · Server qoto.org


The hand is quicker
Than the eye is,
But somewhat slower
Than the fly is.

#badpoems #RichardArmour #HashtagGames

Last updated 1 year ago

Clara Listensprechen · @ClaraListensprechen4
91 followers · 4629 posts · Server qoto.org


Who is it seeks my Pillow Nights?
A Cat who poops but never wipes.

#HashtagGames #badpoems #caturday #JulieKane

Last updated 1 year ago

Clara Listensprechen · @ClaraListensprechen4
91 followers · 4629 posts · Server qoto.org


Who is it seeks my Pillow Nights?
A Cat who poops but never wipes.

#HashtagGames #badpoems #JulieKane

Last updated 1 year ago

Clara Listensprechen · @ClaraListensprechen4
91 followers · 4629 posts · Server qoto.org


A shudder in the loins engenders there
Stains that won’t wash out of underwear.

#HashtagGames #badpoems #DeanBlehert

Last updated 1 year ago

Clara Listensprechen · @ClaraListensprechen4
91 followers · 4627 posts · Server qoto.org


Fear no more the heat o’ the Sun:
With lotion, bask ‘til you’re well done.

#badpoems #HashtagGames #DeanBlehert

Last updated 1 year ago

I think that I shall never see
A verdict lovely as Guilty.

So do your best for all, Fani
This Orange Menace should not walk free.

Poems are made by fools like me,
But Trump belongs in the penitent’ry.

h/t Joyce Kilmer

#badpoems #HashtagGames

Last updated 1 year ago

Jorge Stolfi · @JorgeStolfi
786 followers · 5256 posts · Server mas.to

If I were a cassowary
on the plains of Timbuktu
I would eat a missionary
cassock, band, and hymn-book too.

— Samuel Wilberforce


#HashtagGames #badpoems

Last updated 1 year ago

Two roads diverged in a wood,
and I – I was on the fence
So on the road I died

#badpoems #HashtagGames

Last updated 1 year ago

Mark Novak · @marknovakusa
34 followers · 502 posts · Server mastodon.nl

Night comes I'm in my bed,
Darkness covers my head,
But I can see in infrared,
God I hate the night,

Paraphrased from Hickhikers guide to the Galaxy books.

#badpoems

Last updated 1 year ago

Quoth the Raven,

"Tap tap, motherf***er"

#badpoems #HashtagGames

Last updated 1 year ago

In seventeen and forty-three
Did Washington a cherry tree
Fell with a mighty swing, you see
The tree’s too small for the swing-y

#badpoems #HashtagGames

Last updated 1 year ago

Andy · @AGT
185 followers · 1486 posts · Server mastodon.scot

I’ve an allergy to carrots,
And really don’t know why,
I cannot see for ages,
When I poke one in my eye.

#HashtagGames #badpoems

Last updated 1 year ago

Jason Didner · @jasondidner
232 followers · 1316 posts · Server mstdn.social

"Foreign Policy" by George Carlin:

There's a goofy guy
Let's hit him in the eye!



#hashitout #HashtagGames #badpoems

Last updated 1 year ago

Omnivore · @Ralph
5 followers · 50 posts · Server hear-me.social

Blessings on thee, little man.
Barefoot boy with cheeks of tan.
What immortal hand or eye
could frame thy fearful symmetry?

(doesn't rhyme)

#hashtaggames #badpoems

Last updated 1 year ago