BITNACHT · @Bitnacht
51 followers · 1016 posts · Server troet.cafe

When I work on source code for too long, I sometimes start crossing the eyes and doting the tea. Or was it the other way around?

#dadjokes #badpun

Last updated 1 year ago

Listen. I know that, between the two of us, one is secretly a .

And since I know for a fact it isn't me...
then by process of elimination, it must be...

...EWE!!

#sheep #sheeppun #ovinehumor #dadjoke #badpun

Last updated 1 year ago

Jey :crab: · @Jey_snow
57 followers · 1028 posts · Server dftba.club

That magic moment when you calculate the average value for three classes, and then a boxplot using the same values shows you different results. That's mean u.u

#rant #r #datascience #badpun

Last updated 1 year ago

Spinner · @Lane
113 followers · 946 posts · Server dice.camp

@researchfairy

The word 'tax' is so unpopular, that if you could actually pass a draconian carbon tax, the populous would already be somewhat prepared by that expectation when it comes time for the dramatic belt-tightening.

But such a law could not pass in the present... climate.

#globalheating #sustainability #badpun

Last updated 1 year ago

Leafy Greens · @leafygreens
86 followers · 927 posts · Server meow.social

Big shout out from @EhAtEverything and me to Lorraine for helping get the air quality back under control

#badpun

Last updated 1 year ago

Dave Nanian · @dnanian
1276 followers · 1587 posts · Server mas.to

feeble little horse - hayday

After enjoying Girl With Fish, I snagged this, their first album, which is also really good! Here's a link to the video of Chores, the first song the band wrote with Lydia Slocum, their vocalist and lyricist.

youtu.be/sw9Q_N6ixBI

If you don't like that, you won't like the rest. But you should also feel kinda bad about it.

#groan #badpun #hayday #feeblelittlehorse #vinyl #nowplaying

Last updated 1 year ago

mkj · @mkj
82 followers · 1558 posts · Server social.linux.pizza

@Hal_Brown It probably can get cheesier than that.

#pun #badpun

Last updated 1 year ago

@mkj This is how I frame it πŸ€“

#badpun

Last updated 1 year ago

Markus Feilner :verified: · @mfeilner
609 followers · 3520 posts · Server mastodon.cloud

@RichardHeigl @fsfe @itzbund its only the tip of the icebear

#badpun

Last updated 1 year ago

Mandu πŸ₯Ÿ · @yurnidiot
755 followers · 1134 posts · Server mstdn.social

Did a stint in rehab to help with my soap addiction.
I'm clean now.


ref mastodon.world/@MonotoneofBill

#dadjoke #badpun

Last updated 1 year ago

The Gamer's Tavern 🍻 · @thegamerstavern
377 followers · 1825 posts · Server mstdn.games

Check out this dog chewing toy I found while shopping!

@harrybo93 @asolitarybear what do you think of this ?

#pun #badpuns #badpun #funny #dog #dogstadon

Last updated 2 years ago

#badpun

Last updated 2 years ago

Mark Chesner · @mchesner
34 followers · 412 posts · Server universeodon.com

His advice? "Bee yourself!" (Sorry, I couldn't help myself.)

#bee #pollinators #appleblossoms #badpun #trumbullct

Last updated 2 years ago

Mandu πŸ₯Ÿ · @yurnidiot
226 followers · 266 posts · Server mstdn.social

@Callalily @starran @kurtsh
gets yours at onlyflans. just kidding. don't do that.

#joke #badpun

Last updated 2 years ago

FrΓ©dΓ©rique Bordignon · @fredbordignon
36 followers · 266 posts · Server qoto.org
Michael Holroyd · @mkholroyd
23 followers · 155 posts · Server me.dm

Current AI technology is made up of the "some" of human knowledge.

(yes, yes, I said that in a reply a week or so ago - current resist a "reboot" - somebody else prob already said it, too)

#ai #humans #badpun #badpuns #pun #puns

Last updated 2 years ago

Rachel Lapidow · @Editrix_Rachel
349 followers · 396 posts · Server mstdn.social

Dogs don't use spellcheck. Instead they use smellcheck.

#dadjoke #badpun

Last updated 2 years ago

Mike Kasprzak πŸ¦– · @mike
989 followers · 682 posts · Server jammer.social

@johanhelsing Congrats. One step closer to Matchbox 20. πŸ˜‹

#badpun

Last updated 2 years ago

Michael Holroyd · @mkholroyd
17 followers · 77 posts · Server me.dm

@kimberlycarlsonaesara As long as you don't get stuck in a rug. πŸ˜‰

#badpun

Last updated 2 years ago

Wmson · @Sfwmson
354 followers · 3688 posts · Server universeodon.com

I want to develop a color changing crocus so I can name it Hocus Pocus Crocus.

#spring #crocus #badpun

Last updated 2 years ago