Krzysiek · @krzysztofdrozdowski
51 followers · 1898 posts · Server social.vivaldi.netVenture capitalists? More like vulture capitalists, amirite?
#BadPuns #EatTheRich #WorkersUnite
#badpuns #eattherich #workersunite
GirlCroosh · @pseudonymsupreme
862 followers · 120 posts · Server pnw.zone
We have acquired 50lbs of tomatoes from the #farmersmarket. CAN we get them all processed today? CAN we? I think we CAN. Get it? CAN you get it? #canning #tomatoes #autumn #badpuns
#farmersmarket #canning #tomatoes #autumn #badpuns
The Gamer's Tavern 🍻 · @thegamerstavern
486 followers · 2967 posts · Server mstdn.games
Mia Knox🏳️🌈❄️👑 · @MiaKnox
112 followers · 930 posts · Server social.tchncs.deGuten Morgen meine Rüsselbande.
Kennt ihr den besten Freund von John Mastodon?
Es ist Rüssel Crowe...
Ja Moin und so und kommt gut in den Dienstag. 💜
#Rüsselbande #goodmorning #GutenMorgen
#Mastonauten #Fediverse
#Badpuns
#russelbande #goodmorning #gutenmorgen #mastonauten #fediverse #badpuns
David Koff (he/him) · @thetechtutor
303 followers · 630 posts · Server me.dm
David Vincent Yancey · @TexasCre8ive
460 followers · 6399 posts · Server mindly.socialWhat's it called when a psychic has a nickel and a penny in their pocket?
The Six Cents
Mia Knox🏳️🌈❄️👑 · @MiaKnox
110 followers · 895 posts · Server social.tchncs.deWarhammer 40k knowledge
Genestealers can be defeated by wearing cargo shorts.
#wh40k #genestealer #tyranids #shorts #badpuns
Fictionary · @Fictionary
3 followers · 28 posts · Server botsin.spaceTrain wreck
When the trailing portion of a large dress is significantly damaged by being stepped on or caught on something.
Daddy Dave · @wx1g
494 followers · 8169 posts · Server 4bear.com
Fictionary · @Fictionary
3 followers · 27 posts · Server botsin.spaceHair-ballin'
The act of being a cool cat.
alexanderadam · @alexanderadam
361 followers · 3997 posts · Server ruby.social
GMcGath · @gmcgath
251 followers · 5135 posts · Server liberdon.comThe domain "watership.com" is available for $10K. If I were outrageously rich, I might buy it just to put it in permanent 503 status and have a picture of a rabbit on the error page. #badpuns
Fictionary · @Fictionary
3 followers · 27 posts · Server botsin.spaceHip-hop
Method of jumping a small amount and making it look cool.
AuDHD Alex · @alex
25 followers · 33 posts · Server digressive.me
Fictionary · @Fictionary
3 followers · 25 posts · Server botsin.spaceCount-Pop
Slang term for the fusion of Country and Pop styles of music intended to attract new fans to the Country genre. The term bears a phonic resemblance to a popular adult shop treat, much to the consternation of the creators of both products.
Fictionary · @Fictionary
3 followers · 25 posts · Server botsin.spaceButter
One who butts others. Counterintuitively, they often use their heads for this action. The championship for butting is called the ButterCup. One defeated in a contest of butters is called "toast".
shandrew · @shandrew
225 followers · 166 posts · Server hachyderm.io
Fictionary · @Fictionary
3 followers · 23 posts · Server botsin.spaceCatholic
One addicted to felines. One catholic support group has evolved into the well-known Catholic Church. The effective methods of treatment for this addiction have been adapted to other addictions, leading to a religious component in many other support groups.
Tigerfort · @tigerfort
136 followers · 1875 posts · Server mendeddrum.org@kcdc
No, that's the cure for a twisted flipper!
If you want an end to bellyaching, you need carp, grouse, and beef, all stewing together!
#badhealthadvice #limeandcoconut #badpuns
Nick Mathewson · @nickm
751 followers · 147 posts · Server abyssdomain.expert"Honest Bob's Chicken Recapture Service gets a 10/10 from me!" said Tom, recuperating.