Gillinger · @Gillinger
91 followers · 1359 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

Finished watching the latest series of The and I have a couple of questions.

1. Who'd want to be a stormtrooper? All they do is throw themselves at whoever is firing at them. They have no tactical sense whatsoever. It's no way to run an army (unless you're )
2. Why doesn't anyone use drones, for instance, to see around a corner? (I'll just pop my head out...)
3. Why do the puppets all remind me of the Diddymen?
4 Why do the aliens all look like animals?

#mandalorian #Putin #baffled

Last updated 1 year ago

Prompted by @malwaretech I typed Donald into Bing AI image creator and got this.

I tried the same with Boris, but this breaks their rules, as does Adolf.

#baffled

Last updated 1 year ago

@DemocracySpot · @DemocracySpot
142 followers · 1124 posts · Server techhub.social

โœ๏ธ Sister met me in the Piggly-Wiggly parking lot today. She called me yesterday, first time in a couple months, and I responded to "How are you?" with "Skint, and you?"

I got out of my Fiat and walked one step to her open window. Before we said a word, Sister handed me $500 in folded-over 20sโ€”the final payout from Mom's estate. She died a year ago Sunday coming.

Me: (Wanting to give something because that's how I am): "I got this mandarin orange bread pudding for you. I had some it's epic!"

Sister: "Nah. I gave up sweets for Lent."

Me: "Do Episcopaliansโ€”I mean not-Catholics observe Lent?"

Sister: "Anglican."

Me: "Church of England?"

Sister: "Actually, 'Church of Africa."

Me:

Sister has a degree in comparative religion. Only reason she's not ordained is because she's a woman in the branch of her "faith" that says "No!" to women and . We don't talk about it.

She is on the "pastoral team" at the local MedCtr and candidate for "Certification" of some sort.

#queers #baffled

Last updated 1 year ago

· @NaturalNews
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Johannes Ernst · @J12t
467 followers · 2038 posts · Server social.coop

@aaronpk ... following the tried and true winning strategy of maximizing lost goodwill while minimizing extra revenue at the same time.

#baffled

Last updated 2 years ago

#archaeology #Song #baffled

Last updated 2 years ago

My darker side · @mydarkerside
57 followers · 96 posts · Server universeodon.com

A must have spice for every 3 stars Michelin chef.

#baffled #fascinated

Last updated 2 years ago

Michael Jervis · @michaeljervis
82 followers · 185 posts · Server mastodon.me.uk

I've had a request for linking from some of our content to some related content on a non-competing site. Sounds great, it would be a relevant link. But it's a link building outreach request, so would like a link in return, it would be relevant to link bi-directionally for the two sites.

But according to the manager, it's not part of their campaign. They'll be in touch in case they have that strategy in the future. Can we still add the link?

#seo #digitalpr #linkbuilding #baffled

Last updated 2 years ago

Federica Massagrande · @FedM
69 followers · 132 posts · Server mastodon.social

Today I learnt that does not accept the word "Cuban".

#Wordle #baffled

Last updated 2 years ago

Digressionsimpressions · @nescio13
145 followers · 389 posts · Server mastodon.online

Honest question; wasn't Tesla marketed and branded as woke for those with some means? Why then go after woke values day in day out in public?

#baffled

Last updated 2 years ago

Adam Vagyok · @psztrnk
184 followers · 377 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org

โ€™s first leaves

A new bike roundabout thought to be the first of its kind in the UK has opened in , and it's safe so say it's left a little .

ladbible.com/news/uk-first-bik

#uk #bike #roundabout #locals #baffled #salford #cyclists #confused

Last updated 2 years ago

JP Seabright · @jpseabright
43 followers · 219 posts · Server mas.to

RT @NicolaAWrites@twitter.com

The banal strictly tweet has now been seen over 47,000 times. The one is hovering around 7,500 ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ . But also, not easily thwarted. Letโ€™s get the thread moving with more shares ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜ (itโ€™s my pinned tweet)

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/NicolaAWrites/stat

#baffled #buyanindiebookforchristmas

Last updated 2 years ago

Owen Paterson campaigned to get rid of European rules in favour of British rules but now plans to use the European court to get away with breaking British rules. That's even too loony for us!

#baffled

Last updated 2 years ago

Owen Paterson campaigned to get rid of European rules in favour of British rules but now plans to use the European court to get away with breaking British rules. That's even too loony for us!

#baffled

Last updated 2 years ago

@baffled@mstdn.ca · @baffled
19 followers · 138 posts · Server mstdn.ca

the fat yellow moon

perched low in the sky, askew

as if tumbling down

#haiku #poetry #writing #baffled

Last updated 2 years ago

@baffled@mstdn.ca · @baffled
19 followers · 138 posts · Server mstdn.ca

the cobra postures
coiled as if to strike at us
far from a doctor

#haiku #poetry #baffled #writing

Last updated 2 years ago

minimoog · @minimoog
2 followers · 9 posts · Server mastodon.online

Why does the Federated timeline online contain posts 11+ hours (currently 14+) old? Local timeline is up to date.

#newbie #federated #timeline #help #baffled

Last updated 2 years ago

@baffled@mstdn.ca · @baffled
11 followers · 61 posts · Server mstdn.ca

small tracks in the snow
secret travelers by night
hunter or hunted?

#haiku #snow #photography #baffled

Last updated 2 years ago

Julian Davis Mortenson · @jdmortenson
385 followers · 51 posts · Server mastodon.social