Raphael · @raphael_fl
30 followers · 3466 posts · Server wandering.shop

Inspired by Private , here is my "The in my Room":

Bzzzz bzzzzz bzzzzz bzzzz bzzzzz
Bzzzz bzzzz bzzzz
Bzzzzz bzzzz bzzzz bzzzz
Bzzzz bzzzzz bzzzz

#baldrick #poem #mosquito #bzzz #bzzzz

Last updated 1 year ago

Lord of The Dud · @BackFromTheDud
326 followers · 5437 posts · Server mas.to

@lhgmk2 "Give me a kiss, and I'll give you a penny!"

#baldrick

Last updated 1 year ago

Mike Bealing · @mikebealing
507 followers · 943 posts · Server home.social

Pssst…

Wanna see my Privates?


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#baldrick #blackadder #charleshawtrey #widdle #carryon #pike #dadsarmy

Last updated 1 year ago

Mike Bealing · @mikebealing
487 followers · 852 posts · Server home.social

The RAF’s finest arrive in Sudan


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#raf #royalflyingcorps #blackadder #baldrick #20minuters

Last updated 1 year ago

Mike Bealing · @mikebealing
476 followers · 777 posts · Server home.social

Pretty sure I’d be in the Turnip Street Workhouse Pals. George & the Trinity Tiddlers wouldn’t have me. I’ve got a chin for starters.

Several of ‘em.


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#blackadder #baldrick #enlist #wwi

Last updated 1 year ago

Mike Bealing · @mikebealing
466 followers · 732 posts · Server home.social

: I have a Cunning Plan.
: Really?
Bald: Yes sir. When they ask us where the £58 billion is, we say ‘Dunno, we can’t find the notes of the meeting either’.
Capt.B: Balders, you’re either a Berk or a Crook. Or both.
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#baldrick #blackadder

Last updated 1 year ago

Mike Bealing · @mikebealing
458 followers · 617 posts · Server home.social

I heard that it started when a bloke called Archie Duke shot an ostrich 'cause he was hungry.

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#blackadder #baldrick

Last updated 1 year ago

Mike Bealing · @mikebealing
458 followers · 616 posts · Server home.social

As worn by Matt Hancock (not really— he's got a blue one).
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#blackadder #baldrick #getithere

Last updated 1 year ago

Mike Bealing · @mikebealing
456 followers · 594 posts · Server home.social

‘I don't care how many times they go "up-diddly-up-up", they're still gits!’


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#raf #blackadder #baldrick

Last updated 1 year ago

theguardian.com/politics/2023/

>‘Brits are suffering but for us it’s boom time’: how Brexit boosted French and Irish ports

>The cheapest way from Ireland to Europe used to be via Dover. But now Cherbourg and Rosslare are thriving

Another rousing victory for 🤭 How're ya feeling now, you oh-so-clever ?🤦‍♀️

Had orchestrated this, it'd have been :eyeroll:

#brexit #brexiteers #footgunbang #baldrick #averycunningplan

Last updated 1 year ago

Stvn_Lomas · @stvn_lomas
9 followers · 210 posts · Server mstdn.party

Seems the right time to post:
Baldrick: In that case, I shall prepare my Turnip Surprise.
Edmund: and the surprise is…?
Baldrick: …there’s nothing else in it except the turnip.
Edmund: So, in other words, the Turnip Surprise would be…a turnip.

#turnip #blackadder #baldrick

Last updated 1 year ago

Cheshire · @magdelenehall
881 followers · 2959 posts · Server mastodon.social
Mike Bealing · @mikebealing
376 followers · 334 posts · Server home.social

: Sir, I have a Cunning Plan
Capt : Really, Balders?
Bald: Yes sir. We don’t call it a “British Triumph” any more
Capt.B: And what do you suggest we DO call it?
Balders: “A European Failure”
Capt B. I see (punches Baldrick)
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#baldrick #blackadder

Last updated 2 years ago

Henry · @hl
19 followers · 30 posts · Server social.lol

Would persuading Child A that you don't say "I've got a good idea", but instead "I've got a cunning plan" be considered bad parenting?

#askingforafriend #baldrick #Blackadder

Last updated 2 years ago

Dan Sloane · @dans
78 followers · 449 posts · Server mastodon.me.uk

I'm not sure I've seen future before.

#baldrick #blackadder

Last updated 2 years ago

Mike Bealing · @mikebealing
278 followers · 225 posts · Server home.social
Mike Bealing · @mikebealing
206 followers · 107 posts · Server home.social

Remember: War is Hell — even if you're in the Women's Auxiliary Balloon Corps.
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#blackadder #baldrick #rikmayall #lordflashheart

Last updated 2 years ago

Mike Bealing · @mikebealing
127 followers · 45 posts · Server home.social
spytfyre · @spytfyre
218 followers · 691 posts · Server mastodon.scot

@Bro666 wye ees eet that eet ees that I see no alt text? Also, wye ees eet that eet ees that I see a butt shaped potato? ?

#baldrick

Last updated 2 years ago

Laura S.S.M. · @LauraSSM
80 followers · 305 posts · Server mastodon.social

Spreading fake news, that’s a cunning plan.

#blackadder #baldrick

Last updated 2 years ago