At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinking how there's a Chinese balloon over a military site
But then I spent so many nights thinking how to get it down
To not land in a tree
I will shoot it down at sea
And so it's back
from Stratosphere
I can't believe they thought that weather balloon will us make them fear
I should have drawn a face on it, or a very small pee pee
If I had known for just one second they'd be seeing it on TV

Go on now, go, try make a score
Or turn around now
We'll see who's going to the floor
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me as a spy?
Let's see who crumbles
You think you own all of our sky?

Oh no, not you, you won't survive
Oh, as long as I know how to shoot, I know you'll make a dive
For you I'll make it brief
I've got lots of rounds to give and you won't survive
You won't survive, hey, hey.

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