Webwasp · @Webwasp
183 followers · 1191 posts · Server mas.to

And now, for your traffic update:

An unusually large number of sinners are once again causing severe congestion on the highway to Hell.

For those trying to bypass the congestion, we recommend considering the alternative scenic route via Heaven, where you might encounter angels serving ice cream and hear the harmonious tunes of celestial beings singing from the skies

Drive safely out there. Thanks for tuning in!"

#update #sin #bastards #congestion #heaven #hell #joke #trafficjam #highway

Last updated 1 year ago

quoll (√) · @quoll
272 followers · 3700 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org

ing only giving 5x free international atm withdrawals now :\

also big 🖕 to every bank in japan for whacking an extra fee on top of the actual atm fee.

#whinge #bank #bastards

Last updated 1 year ago

· @notzed
8 followers · 147 posts · Server fosstodon.org

@happysteve yeah but how much damage did alexander de piffle do?

#cough #brexit #bastards #notalaugingmatter

Last updated 1 year ago

🤔 I just told someone that my former cats were picky little bastards.

Come to think of it, I think Picky Little Bastards would be a good name for a band.

A musical band made of cats, for the win.

#cats #bastards #band #music #ftw

Last updated 1 year ago

Nando161 · @nando161
583 followers · 28827 posts · Server kolektiva.social
detektor.fm :dfm: · @detektorfm
1895 followers · 448 posts · Server social.detektor.fm
PhotoSniperFox · @PhotoSniperFox
25 followers · 136 posts · Server spacey.space
Leftist Lawyer · @LeftistLawyer
944 followers · 283 posts · Server kolektiva.social

:
“Psst! Have you heard? A is a and is a for our .”

:
too?”

SmartLeftist:
“Yes. I’m afraid so. They’re just in sheep’s .”

Naive leftist:
“Those !!!”

Smart leftist:
“Shhhhhh! Quiet you .
If they hear you they’ll come for you, just like they did .”

#smartleftist #liberal #capitalist #capitalism #deathsentence #children #naiveleftist #progressive #people #wolves #clothing #bastards #fool #bernie

Last updated 2 years ago

Ambigram Art · @Ambigramart
382 followers · 1472 posts · Server toot.community

RIP Paul O'Grady who famously said he'd like to see Tory heads on spikes on tower bridge. Here he is on his own show talking about Tory cuts passionately.

#rippaulogrady #paulogrady #lilysavage #Tories #GTTO #bastards

Last updated 2 years ago

Crowstone · @Crowstone
129 followers · 490 posts · Server dice.camp

Well the clocks have gone forward in the uk curtesy of William Willet (great-great-grandfather of Coldplay singer Chris Martin) who wanted longer golf games - thus substantiating my dislike of golf and my vague distrust of Coldplay.

#bst #clocks #notenoughsleep #bastards

Last updated 2 years ago

Well, those caring folk in the Conservative government certainly showed their concern for the less well off. Keeping the country out of recession won’t benefit the income of the poorest families, many of them in employment, who rely on food banks. Raising tax allowances on pensions won’t benefit those who cannot afford to heat their homes. Though they have taken measures for the poor by making over 1m pay tax for the first time. And punishing benefits claimants for not working.

#bastards

Last updated 2 years ago

@Michael1

Aber er hat sich doch irgendwie distanziert? Und eigentlich dürfen doch in nicht mehr diskriminiert werden? Heißt doch auch nicht mehr "uneheliche Kinder", auf die von den mit dem Finger gezeigt worden war!

#bastards #tauschland #pfarrern

Last updated 2 years ago

Third spruce tree on the left · @tezoatlipoca
195 followers · 829 posts · Server mas.to

Log out. Log back in. Change password again. Each time, 2FA prompt succeeds. They're deliberately sabotaging the 2FA for account closure as an attempt at customer retention.

If you do this, you're sneaky AF. Don't do this.

3/3

#bastards #sneaky #nexo #crypto

Last updated 2 years ago

Cahir · @cahir
1 followers · 23 posts · Server mstdn.social

Kerr’s Pink potatoes are an absolute bastard to peel.

#bastards

Last updated 2 years ago

NoelMaurice · @noelmaurice
2 followers · 8 posts · Server cupoftea.social
the trouble with mia · @fkamiah17
1609 followers · 9761 posts · Server toot.wales

@FloydyStu The way we could when *we* were in the fucking EU, you mean??
I hate these bastards with the fire of a thousand suns.

#bastards #brexit #hypocrisy

Last updated 2 years ago

Vero · @vero
27 followers · 374 posts · Server social.snorklr.com

2 white males with weapons…..

are making men become mass murderers.

#michiganstate #repubicans #bastards

Last updated 2 years ago

Joanne Fisher · @Jedigirl
1109 followers · 3373 posts · Server mindly.social

As far as I'm aware the tenth of February is after the second of February. I think it's a glitch. The computer has seen the 10 and interpreted it as 01, hence why the letter is dated 2 February. And because of that my payments have been stopped 🙄 That's for you.

#winz #bastards

Last updated 2 years ago

Puzzle Trail Paul · @puzzletrailpaul
127 followers · 776 posts · Server cupoftea.social

@m it's almost like they're just taking the piss, isn't it?

#bastards

Last updated 2 years ago