And now, for your traffic update:
An unusually large number of sinners are once again causing severe congestion on the highway to Hell.
For those trying to bypass the congestion, we recommend considering the alternative scenic route via Heaven, where you might encounter angels serving ice cream and hear the harmonious tunes of celestial beings singing from the skies
Drive safely out there. Thanks for tuning in!"
#highway #TrafficJam #joke #hell #heaven #congestion #bastards #sin #update
#update #sin #bastards #congestion #heaven #hell #joke #trafficjam #highway
@happysteve yeah but how much damage did alexander de piffle do? #cough #brexit #bastards
#notalaugingmatter
#cough #brexit #bastards #notalaugingmatter
#All kkkops are #bastards! :acab: :acab2: :clowncop: :nocops: :pig_cop: :txt_eff_the_cops:
#ausgov #politas #AllCopsAreBastards #australia #AustraliaPolitics #australiapolice #police #kkkops #kkkop #acab #ftp
#all #bastards #AusGov #politas #AllCopsAreBastards #australia #australiapolitics #australiapolice #police #kkkops #kkkop #acab #ftp
Auf der Leipziger Buchmesse hat uns der Internetstar erzählt, welche Podcasts er am liebsten hört.
#Bastards #BehindTheBastards #Bösewichte #Comedy #ComedyPodcast #ElHotzo #Geschichtspodcast #PodcastTipp #SebastianHotz #DerPodcastPodcast
#bastards #behindthebastards #bosewichte #comedy #comedypodcast #elhotzo #geschichtspodcast #podcasttipp #sebastianhotz #derpodcastpodcast
Recul démocratique épisode 23987
#SmartLeftist:
“Psst! Have you heard? A #liberal is a #capitalist and #capitalism is a #DeathSentence for our #children.”
#NaiveLeftist:
“#Progressive #people too?”
SmartLeftist:
“Yes. I’m afraid so. They’re just #wolves in sheep’s #clothing.”
Naive leftist:
“Those #bastards!!!”
Smart leftist:
“Shhhhhh! Quiet you #fool.
If they hear you they’ll come for you, just like they did #Bernie.”
#smartleftist #liberal #capitalist #capitalism #deathsentence #children #naiveleftist #progressive #people #wolves #clothing #bastards #fool #bernie
RIP Paul O'Grady who famously said he'd like to see Tory heads on spikes on tower bridge. Here he is on his own show talking about Tory cuts passionately.
#paulOGrady #lilySavage #tories #gtto #ripPauloGrady #bastards
#rippaulogrady #paulogrady #lilysavage #Tories #GTTO #bastards
Well the clocks have gone forward in the uk curtesy of William Willet (great-great-grandfather of Coldplay singer Chris Martin) who wanted longer golf games - thus substantiating my dislike of golf and my vague distrust of Coldplay.
#bst #clocks #notenoughsleep #bastards
Well, those caring folk in the Conservative government certainly showed their concern for the less well off. Keeping the country out of recession won’t benefit the income of the poorest families, many of them in employment, who rely on food banks. Raising tax allowances on pensions won’t benefit those who cannot afford to heat their homes. Though they have taken measures for the poor by making over 1m pay tax for the first time. And punishing benefits claimants for not working. #Bastards
Aber er hat sich doch irgendwie distanziert? Und eigentlich dürfen doch #Bastards in #Täuschland nicht mehr diskriminiert werden? Heißt doch auch nicht mehr "uneheliche Kinder", auf die von den #Pfarrern mit dem Finger gezeigt worden war!
#bastards #tauschland #pfarrern
@FloydyStu The way we could when *we* were in the fucking EU, you mean??
I hate these bastards with the fire of a thousand suns.
#Hypocrisy #Brexit #Bastards
2 white males with weapons…..#MichiganState
#repubicans are making men become mass murderers.
#michiganstate #repubicans #bastards
As far as I'm aware the tenth of February is after the second of February. I think it's a glitch. The computer has seen the 10 and interpreted it as 01, hence why the letter is dated 2 February. And because of that my payments have been stopped 🙄 That's #WINZ for you. #bastards