Webwasp · @Webwasp
183 followers · 1191 posts · Server mas.to
And now, for your traffic update:
An unusually large number of sinners are once again causing severe congestion on the highway to Hell.
For those trying to bypass the congestion, we recommend considering the alternative scenic route via Heaven, where you might encounter angels serving ice cream and hear the harmonious tunes of celestial beings singing from the skies
Drive safely out there. Thanks for tuning in!"
#highway #TrafficJam #joke #hell #heaven #congestion #bastards #sin #update
#update #sin #bastards #congestion #heaven #hell #joke #trafficjam #highway
quoll (√) · @quoll
272 followers · 3700 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org
· @notzed
8 followers · 147 posts · Server fosstodon.org@happysteve yeah but how much damage did alexander de piffle do? #cough #brexit #bastards
#notalaugingmatter
#cough #brexit #bastards #notalaugingmatter
🏳🌈Terminal Impala (He/Him) · @terminalimpala
68 followers · 1560 posts · Server me.dm
Nando161 · @nando161
583 followers · 28827 posts · Server kolektiva.social#All kkkops are #bastards! :acab: :acab2: :clowncop: :nocops: :pig_cop: :txt_eff_the_cops:
#ausgov #politas #AllCopsAreBastards #australia #AustraliaPolitics #australiapolice #police #kkkops #kkkop #acab #ftp
#all #bastards #AusGov #politas #AllCopsAreBastards #australia #australiapolitics #australiapolice #police #kkkops #kkkop #acab #ftp
detektor.fm :dfm: · @detektorfm
1895 followers · 448 posts · Server social.detektor.fmAuf der Leipziger Buchmesse hat uns der Internetstar erzählt, welche Podcasts er am liebsten hört.
#Bastards #BehindTheBastards #Bösewichte #Comedy #ComedyPodcast #ElHotzo #Geschichtspodcast #PodcastTipp #SebastianHotz #DerPodcastPodcast
#bastards #behindthebastards #bosewichte #comedy #comedypodcast #elhotzo #geschichtspodcast #podcasttipp #sebastianhotz #derpodcastpodcast
PhotoSniperFox · @PhotoSniperFox
25 followers · 136 posts · Server spacey.space
jcfrog ✊ 🎸 🤘 ☮️ :anar: 🖥️ · @jcfrog
2925 followers · 9088 posts · Server mamot.fr
Recul démocratique épisode 23987
Leftist Lawyer · @LeftistLawyer
944 followers · 283 posts · Server kolektiva.social#SmartLeftist:
“Psst! Have you heard? A #liberal is a #capitalist and #capitalism is a #DeathSentence for our #children.”
#NaiveLeftist:
“#Progressive #people too?”
SmartLeftist:
“Yes. I’m afraid so. They’re just #wolves in sheep’s #clothing.”
Naive leftist:
“Those #bastards!!!”
Smart leftist:
“Shhhhhh! Quiet you #fool.
If they hear you they’ll come for you, just like they did #Bernie.”
#smartleftist #liberal #capitalist #capitalism #deathsentence #children #naiveleftist #progressive #people #wolves #clothing #bastards #fool #bernie
Ambigram Art · @Ambigramart
382 followers · 1472 posts · Server toot.communityRIP Paul O'Grady who famously said he'd like to see Tory heads on spikes on tower bridge. Here he is on his own show talking about Tory cuts passionately.
#paulOGrady #lilySavage #tories #gtto #ripPauloGrady #bastards
#rippaulogrady #paulogrady #lilysavage #Tories #GTTO #bastards
Crowstone · @Crowstone
129 followers · 490 posts · Server dice.campWell the clocks have gone forward in the uk curtesy of William Willet (great-great-grandfather of Coldplay singer Chris Martin) who wanted longer golf games - thus substantiating my dislike of golf and my vague distrust of Coldplay.
#bst #clocks #notenoughsleep #bastards
Dziadek Mick 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦 · @Dziadek
126 followers · 945 posts · Server home.socialWell, those caring folk in the Conservative government certainly showed their concern for the less well off. Keeping the country out of recession won’t benefit the income of the poorest families, many of them in employment, who rely on food banks. Raising tax allowances on pensions won’t benefit those who cannot afford to heat their homes. Though they have taken measures for the poor by making over 1m pay tax for the first time. And punishing benefits claimants for not working. #Bastards
queeruferlos auf LoRa München · @queeruferlos
151 followers · 1749 posts · Server muenchen.socialAber er hat sich doch irgendwie distanziert? Und eigentlich dürfen doch #Bastards in #Täuschland nicht mehr diskriminiert werden? Heißt doch auch nicht mehr "uneheliche Kinder", auf die von den #Pfarrern mit dem Finger gezeigt worden war!
#bastards #tauschland #pfarrern
Third spruce tree on the left · @tezoatlipoca
195 followers · 829 posts · Server mas.to
Cahir · @cahir
1 followers · 23 posts · Server mstdn.social
NoelMaurice · @noelmaurice
2 followers · 8 posts · Server cupoftea.social
the trouble with mia · @fkamiah17
1609 followers · 9761 posts · Server toot.wales@FloydyStu The way we could when *we* were in the fucking EU, you mean??
I hate these bastards with the fire of a thousand suns.
#Hypocrisy #Brexit #Bastards
Vero · @vero
27 followers · 374 posts · Server social.snorklr.com2 white males with weapons…..#MichiganState
#repubicans are making men become mass murderers.
#michiganstate #repubicans #bastards
Joanne Fisher · @Jedigirl
1109 followers · 3373 posts · Server mindly.social
As far as I'm aware the tenth of February is after the second of February. I think it's a glitch. The computer has seen the 10 and interpreted it as 01, hence why the letter is dated 2 February. And because of that my payments have been stopped 🙄 That's #WINZ for you. #bastards
Puzzle Trail Paul · @puzzletrailpaul
127 followers · 776 posts · Server cupoftea.social