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If you meet #JohnMastodon on the road, kill him.

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What’s that? Anything I post with hashtag #JohnMastodon will be seen by the entire Fediverse!?!?

Hmm, I always like to start with “Be kind,” but here’s something more specific: “How to Make the World a Better Place”: https://www.nytimes.com/guides/year-of-living-better/how-to-make-the-world-a-better-place

Oh, and regarding the following hashtag: we’re all “bazillionaires,” with worth beyond measure when we collaborate on improving humanity and the human experience.

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Uh-oh. I think I might have exploded the Fediverse!

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@SeigeCeej Do they both have verified websites listed?

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@HumanityExists 😂 Ah, thanks, man. We’re a crazy bunch, but we all love having you! I’m laughing, now, too!

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@GreenFire @Nirodha

That was you! Thanks, again, man! I love Bluegrass, now!

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«sigh» So many rumours, so little time.

No, I am not the owner of the *Trade* Federation, I am the owner of the social media company that owns the entire social media network known as the “Federation.”

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Trade_Federation

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@mvario

Yeah, well, that horse has already left the barn.

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@filtefish Are you suggesting that I don’t only own the social media company known as the “Federation”, but that I own the entire *Trade* Federation?
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@mattsheffield I’m so glad that this article is gaining such popularity so that there is no longer any confusion between me and “Join” Mastodon.
https://mstdn.social/@Madononaston/109532592984448897
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There has recently been some confusion about my identity. For a long time, many people thought that my name was “Join” Mastodon, but that is something completely different. Frankly, I was happy to remain anonymous, but as I have recently been outed by a pesky, but determined journalist, I thought this needed saying.

To clarify:
- Join Mastodon: https://joinmastodon.org
- John Mastodon: https://madononaston.uk

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Hi! It’s probably time I formally introduced myself: I am John Mastodon, the owner of the entire Mastodon social media network, aka the “Federation.”

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