A submissive to the club's inbox: "If I send you our STI testing results, is that good enough to go to a vetted event?"

Me: "No. Those tests don't tell us if you understand consent."

#BDSM #Kink #BDSMClub

Time to put on pants and take out the trash #kinkclub #bdsmclub

Just did a round to make sure everyone is abiding by the rules. Most interesting thing I saw was a dude in a Santa hat with his pants around his ankles recording him fucking a gal on the sex swing. Before that it was the finger banging at the St Andrew’s Cross after a heavy impact scene. Meanwhile I’m bored lol #kinkclub #bdsmclub #kink #bdsm

I’ve got 2 more hours here and then I get to go home #bdsmclub #kinkclub #bdsm #kink

An update on this:
This rando guy messaged me a second time on Fet telling me he was indeed coming to the club. I ignored that one, too.

He showed up and just kind of sat, watching creepily without talking to anyone.

Around 11:15p, someone told me there was a person at the front desk who needed to be checked-in. It was this guy...in his coat. He tells me he's already checked in. I was like, oh okay. Then what do you need? He stammered a bit and then was like, "Are you <my fet name>?" Cuz, ya know, I'm dressed like santa. I said "yes" He stammered more, had this weird...intensity in his eyes. I'm like "Is there anything I can help you with?" He stammered again, then said no. I said okay and walked away.

Few hours later I get another message on Fet from him telling me that was him and he left us plastic wrap and sheeting

#kinkclub #bdsmclub #kink #bdsm #fetish

My debut as Sadist Santa aka Kris Kinkgle the patron Saint of the naughty list. #kinkclub #bdsmclub

12 Inch Monster BDSM Edition

Etsy Shop Link: https://www.etsy.com/listing/835214943/12-inch-monster-bdsm-penis-art-sculpture

#bdsm #bdsmcommunity #bdsmgay #bdsmart #bdsmplay #bdsmgear #bdsmboy #bdsmclub #bdsmfetish #fetish #fetishes #fetishgay #gayfetish #penis #dick #cock #phallus #bigdick #bigcock #gay #gayart #bondage #bondageart #bondagesub #sub #submissive #dominant #dom #nsfw #nsfwart #nsfwgay

A friend challenged me to chin cock wrestling at the next big event.

I had to decline because I’ll have fake hair glued to my face and head plus two shapewear tops to smash my monster boobs into my armpits. I can’t wrestle without any if that.

Plus she’s a pole dancer!! I can barely walk stairs these days

#kinkclub #bdsmclub #bdsm #kink #wrestle #dragking

In other news: I think I have a willing victim to let me dress them up as Jake from State Farm and beat them on stage....as Sadist Santa. #bdsm #bdsmclub #kink #kinkclub

For those who wondered:
Last night's favorite porno was Jurrasic Wood.

Highly suggest this for fans of porno parodies.

#kink #kinkclub #kinkparty #bdsm #bdsmclub

There was also discussion of what kink performance Kris Kinkgle can do on the 17th’s big event. I think it will involve someone dressing as Jake from Statefarm. #kink #bdsm #kinkclub #bdsmclub

Last night was a blast. I hosted the sex-friendly event I named Shameless and ran a contest with harmonicas + impact called Season’s Beatings that I’d wanted to do for a year. Six D/s pairs competed for a trophy. The goal was to entertain the crowd. That was definitely accomplished. That one will have to be repeated next year because it was hilarious. #kink #bdsm #kinkclub #bdsmclub

I found the perfect one. "Every Single Holiday, A Dick in a Box!"
It features--you guessed it--a dick in a box. That gets sucked. And there's also someone in a fur suit. 🤷‍♀️ #notsarcasm #kinkclub #bdsmclub

If it comes to it, I'll just play superhero parodies again. I think it's been a few months. Half the people there weren't visiting back then. #kinkclub #bdsmclub #bdsm

In case you didn’t catch it: the predators come in all shapes, sizes and genders. And I hate to say it but some of our worst ones are seemingly respected and carry clout within the community. There’s almost always a crowd of hangers-on who will vouch for them. Ask people outside and inside their circle and then listen to intuition! #bdsm #kink #kinkclub #bdsmclub

I know what you’re thinking: “oh, I’d figure out they were a shit ton of fries short of a happy meal before it got that far.” And you’re probably right. Which is why they prey on young, approval-seeking newbies. Even if the newbies understand consent and how D / s works, they often don’t have the confidence to call these assholes out on their absolute shit. And it breaks my minty little heart. #kink #bdsm #kinkclub #bdsmclub

I answer many of the questions that come into the club’s inbox. The shit people ask us…I wonder how these “Dominants” and “Masters” can tie their shoes let alone a box tie. There’s NO way anyone should be putting their safety into the hands of someone who can’t be bothered to do even the tiniest of research. #kink #kinkclub #bdsm #bdsmclub

Just ordered a new party game for Wednesday’s “Eat & Greet” I like doing ice breaker games that unearth the ppl who know too much about untraceable poison. #kink #bdsm #bdsmclub #kinkclub