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mxtthxw GCSE :verified: · @mxtthxw
898 followers · 511 posts · Server mxtthxw.art

If you thought Musk was a bellend. Wait until Altman becomes omnipresent.

Remember folks ctrl ALT delete is your friend.

#ctrlaltdelete #bellend

Last updated 2 years ago
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Conor O'Neill · @tpuddle
91 followers · 2404 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

@garius
Also for people who think it is ok to try to order a beer at the bar, while simultaneously having a phone conversation (with somebody else, of course). ☹️

#bellend

Last updated 3 years ago
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Deb A ✅ · @Xworddeb
149 followers · 139 posts · Server mastodon.social

Gratitude of the day: Thank you, universe, for online dictionaries, because otherwise I would have published a column describing the end of a brass instrument as a "bellend."

Which, apparently, means something totally different.

#bellend #dictionaries #journalism #sortof

Last updated 3 years ago
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SOMA DADDY · @topbottomsf
121 followers · 44 posts · Server mstdn.party
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#blackandwhitenude #penis #cock #bellend #cockhead #closeupcock #nsfw #lewd

Last updated 3 years ago
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Lance Taylor 💾 · @lancetay
229 followers · 1247 posts · Server home.social

#bellend

Last updated 3 years ago
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WWarped · @WWarped
413 followers · 1272 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk
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The latest budgie fashion accessory, they are all doing it. This hat trend is hitting the budgie world by storm. I give you the bellend.

#Birds #budgie #Hat #funny #fun #pets #bellend

Last updated 3 years ago
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Lynton North · @RedGreenLibre
202 followers · 2299 posts · Server gnulinux.social
Villagers throw eggs at penis-headed statue of Putin erected in Bell End

#putin #bellend

Last updated 3 years ago
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WWarped · @WWarped
393 followers · 1216 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk
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Well done to the village of Bell End in Worcestershire. Putin has never looked better. He beat competition from Boris Johnson, Trump, Truss, Elon Musk, and numerous others.

#funny #fun #Putin #bellend #statue

Last updated 3 years ago
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TheAllKnowingHead · @theallknowinghead
101 followers · 126 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

I have just received a temporary ban from the because I commented fairly I think on a former being flown by the schilling gor a meeting with Rupert!!!
I paraphrased ""!
And called the a .

A tad harsh me thinks for the , who is responsible for the highest death rates, the state of the
And a full blown asset!!!

#birdapp #pm #murdoch #JerryMcGuire #showmethemoney #BlondeBuffoon #slut #lying #cheating #Mysoginistic #racist #fascist #bellend #covid #economy #russian

Last updated 3 years ago
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demoncodemonkey · @demoncodemonkey
17 followers · 110 posts · Server mstdn.social

Ugh Matt , what a sleazy he is

#bellend #Hancock

Last updated 3 years ago
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