Nando161 · @nando161
816 followers · 36169 posts · Server kolektiva.social
Fifthcolumnblue · @Fifthcolumnblue
266 followers · 1632 posts · Server mstdn.party

Ben Shapiro doing what right wing grifters do best.

IE making the right look like the dickheads they are. 😂

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Last updated 2 years ago

Joe Hill · @Joe_Hill
20 followers · 183 posts · Server union.place
Ody · @Ody
168 followers · 367 posts · Server mstdn.party

"The manliest of manly men are those who screech into a microphone all day. I am the biggest stud alive. Honey, where are you going? It's 10:00 at night. To visit your friend? The one you know from work? It's a girl, right? No? He's a 6'2" surgeon with washboard abs and shoulders like an aircraft carrier? Should I be wor... Honey? Honey?"

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Last updated 2 years ago

Ody · @Ody
168 followers · 367 posts · Server mstdn.party

"I called a plumber all on my own. I am a god of DYI home repair! I've never felt more masculine!" (tries to rip shirt like the Hulk, breaks a nail in the attempt)

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Last updated 2 years ago

Ody · @Ody
168 followers · 367 posts · Server mstdn.party

"You know what America REALLY wants? Low-budget pedantic adaptations of Ayn Rand novels. Everyone wants to root for humorless selfish billionaires. I am such a genius."

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Last updated 2 years ago

Ody · @Ody
168 followers · 367 posts · Server mstdn.party

"The sexiest thing in the world is a whiny-voiced man who loses arguments to college kids. My wife told me so before she left for the night."

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Last updated 2 years ago

Ody · @Ody
168 followers · 367 posts · Server mstdn.party

"I totally fit in here at Home Depot. I have a flannel shirt on. No one will suspect I don't know what any of this is for. Hehe. I'm so clever."

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Last updated 2 years ago

Ody · @Ody
168 followers · 367 posts · Server mstdn.party

"The female orgasm is an urban legend designed to make me feel bad, like COVID or Democratic voter majorities."

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Last updated 2 years ago

Ody · @Ody
166 followers · 352 posts · Server mstdn.party

The female orgasm is an urban legend designed to make me feel bad, like COVID or Democratic voter majorities.

#benshapirosprivatethoughts

Last updated 2 years ago