@dnsprincess

I would tell her the "big secret" that Infosec is keeping from everyone:

The #HollowEarth does not in fact contain #Dinosaur people . . . it contains millions of discarded "Alternative CPU Architecture" workstations discarded over the last 50 years

#HackThePlanet is shorthand for the programmer equivalent of "Unified Theory of Everything"

The contest to see who can write a universal OS + network stack that finally gets them all running together, like a giant #BeowolfCluster

*edited to fix typos