Pardon me, miss, but it appears someone must have mistakenly shut my door. 🧐

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He’s so tired. He went on a 3-hour patrol today with no breaks!

Okay, maybe one. 🐊

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Clear skies. Temps in the 80s have resumed after a brief, slightly cooler respite.

Meanwhile, Beto knows what time it is. It’s getting hotter, like last year and the year before. He does NOT give his consent and is threatening a full-on strike. He would only do a 15-min patrol today— and only because he made a commitment to the city. He still doesn’t get it: I can’t control the weather.

It’s gonna get a lot more spicy here, soon— as are the gators.

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It’s Sunday. The gators are napping, so he’s taking one, too.

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This is the guilty face of someone who stole their hunting partner’s spot RIGHT AFTER SHE LEFT THE ROOM FOR A FEW MINUTES.

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From yesterday: I was wondering why he stopped right outside the door of his catio and didn’t move. It took me a minute… and then I saw it.

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Ah, yes. January 1, 2022: the greatest day of Beto’s life. He still checks the bathtub for lizards every day.

Thank you, iPhone.
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Beto is always watching. May the gators in this area — his territory — never know rest.

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Boop! :blobcataww: :blobcatfluffpats: :blobcatsleep: :blobcatsleep: 🖤

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I was about to say, this is a job for #BetoTheAlligatorHunter but it is Beto! Sleeping on the job 🤦‍♀️

Aww, man! You guys just missed it. He hopped over a bush like a bunny, but stealth-like: COMPLETELY silent.

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Happy Sunderday from Beto.

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Last second #Caturday from #BetoTheAlligatorHunter

Beto was involved in an alligator drug den bust-up earlier. I’m afraid he inhaled too many of the fumes.

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It’s heating up down here in more ways than one. Beto just stumbled onto some fresh tracks 😼

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Excuse me. It’s Saturday night and you have yet to entertain me or even help me kill a single alligator

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ALLIGATOR WATCH. 🐊

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The hunter rests (between kills, of course). It’s kinda hot out here today. 🐊 ⚔️

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He’s such a sweet, patient, little baby— I mean, KILLER. He’s a ruthless killer and all you alligators better be watching your backs 😾

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When I open the door, he won’t walk outside until he feels me pick up his lead. We’re a team.

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