There you are, just walking down a crowded city street, when you feel something brush against your backside. Suddenly, you feel a tug between the cheeks, and turn around just in time to see a young man absconding from you, with your #anus in his hand...

It's one of the infamous #ButtholeThieves!!

"My butthole!" You cry, "Stop! Thief! He's stolen my butthole!"

The #Butthole Thief laughs maniacally as he runs away from you, your precious and irreplaceable butthole in hand. You give chase, but before you can do anything, he's already jumped into a getaway car. You run into the road behind it as it speeds away, shouting, "Nooo! My butthole! I need my butthole!!"

But it's too late, The car is already speeding away, your pleas for mercy falling on deaf ears: Butthole Thieves are the most cold-hearted criminals there are.

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