ozof · @ozof
19 followers · 628 posts · Server beige.party#BetterThanWatchingGOPDebate
#HashtagGames
controlling electrified butt plugs that each candidate agrees to have inserted before the debate.
anytime a participant says something patently false, inflammatory, hateful or otherwise stupid, you can give them a shock right up the bum.
in the UK this is called 'The Electric Eel', (because the cumulatve voltage, plotted in real-time at the bottom of the screen is long and wriggly), and is a reliable measure of a candidate's unpopularity.
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Ben, Keeping His Head Down · @benjamincox
428 followers · 1528 posts · Server writing.exchange#BetterThanWatchingGOPDebate Ok, hear me out… A Republican-only version of Battle Royale. 🤔 #HashtagGames
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Bob Blaskiewicz · @rjblaskiewicz
882 followers · 4695 posts · Server mstdn.socialWeeping Fistulae
In other news I just came up with a faculty band name.
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Bob Blaskiewicz · @rjblaskiewicz
882 followers · 4692 posts · Server mstdn.social
Bob Blaskiewicz · @rjblaskiewicz
882 followers · 4692 posts · Server mstdn.socialEnd-stage syphilis. Definitely end-stage syphilis.
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Bob Blaskiewicz · @rjblaskiewicz
882 followers · 4692 posts · Server mstdn.socialBungie-jumping using my own intestines?
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Codex ☯️♈☮ · @CodexArcanum
319 followers · 2649 posts · Server hachyderm.ioReporting and blocking trolls who try to bomb the hashtag!
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Mike · @Subumbral
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LCWebsXOXO [mod] #NYCCPirates · @LCWebsXOXO
544 followers · 2394 posts · Server gaypirates.clubBeing stuck watching the Trump family performing a nudist version of the musical Cats.
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Joyce Bell · @joycebell
315 followers · 9583 posts · Server mas.to@cturnbow @Teri_Kanefield
This is a contender for one of tonight’s hashtag games!
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Raymond Evolving · @ProgressiveRaymond
65 followers · 433 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.orgChecking out Fulton County mugshots.
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Jeff Barbose 🏳️🌈 🇺🇦 ❤️ 🇱🇺 · @godofbiscuits
242 followers · 1763 posts · Server sfba.socialimagining dialog amongst the #BradyBunchGrid image of arrested GOP bastards.
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Cardboard Robot · @CardboardRobot
649 followers · 8196 posts · Server mstdn.social
Cardboard Robot · @CardboardRobot
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Jon In Albany · @joninalbany
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AnotherDayInHell :thisisfine: · @AnotherDayInHell
398 followers · 1731 posts · Server beige.partyListening to your local pop music station play the same 5 songs every 30 minutes, including commercial breaks.
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AnotherDayInHell :thisisfine: · @AnotherDayInHell
398 followers · 1716 posts · Server beige.partyThinking about Ron DeSantis's bobbling head explode as Vivek Ramaswamy muscles in on his mini-Trump grift.
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Andy · @AGT
187 followers · 1520 posts · Server mastodon.scotMaking a brass rubbing of my knees. #BetterThanWatchingGOPDebate #HashtagGames
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AnotherDayInHell :thisisfine: · @AnotherDayInHell
398 followers · 1709 posts · Server beige.partyWatching the embarassing clips of the debate the next day
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AnotherDayInHell :thisisfine: · @AnotherDayInHell
398 followers · 1696 posts · Server beige.partyPlaying politically themed #HashtagGames
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