"Mi manchi come il #bidet in un #hotel di #Parigi" è una dichiarazione bellissima!

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#deals #BargainHunters #shopsupersavings #bathroom #bidet #rhony

Persoonlijk nieuws: vandaag is onze superdeluxe wc 🚽 geïnstalleerd. Wat een genot om te hebben! Filmpje van YouTube: https://youtube.com/watch?v=DdX2oTIZaRI&feature=shareb #wc #toilet #bidet

Believe it, we just got a bidet for a bathroom installed. Dude Wiper 1000. Not a joke. And we are quite pleased with it. You can look up pricing online, but for me the sale price of $20 was worth the chance. Adjustable features and sprays. #Bidet

Jezebel: Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth: You Missed the Chance to Buy Jennifer Lawrence's Used Toilet from Her Mom https://jezebel.com/you-missed-the-chance-to-buy-jennifer-lawrences-used-to-1850543739 #Jezebel #jenniferlawrence #genestupnitsky #humaninterest #leeeisenberg #publichealth #sanitation #craigslist #bathrooms #euthenics #plumbing #toilets #elvis #bidet #law

Me, Staring back at the bidet “I can do this all day.”

🚽

#bidet #toilet #toilethumor #humor

All the toilet 🚽 seats at my in-laws are kinda high off the floor due to their age. It helps them get off the can a bit.

You end up in a reverse squatty potty situation and my body doesn’t know what to do!

Very unsatisfying 💩 💩 💩😔

Also - no bidets.

The whole weekend I’ve been left feeling unsatisfied AND unclean.

#CleanButtHappyButt

#tmi #body #poop #bidet

Michael J. Coren: You need a bidet, but not for the reason you think

"The vast majority of Americans still exclusively use toilet paper, though. For many, the bidet remains a fusty porcelain basin vaguely associated with the French. But the technology has evolved. Multibillion-dollar incumbents like Toto, as well as newcomers such as Tushy and Luxe, have stormed the U.S. market, along with a flood of cut-rate manufacturers on Amazon. Bidets that promise to work with almost any toilet are now within reach of every American: Simple versions can be had for just $30.

For the world’s northern forests, that’s great news. The pines, birches and aspens that fringe the Northern Hemisphere are a primary source of virgin pulp to make toilet paper, particularly older, mature trees with longer fibers that manufacturers want to create an ultrasoft texture."

#bidet
https://www.washingtonpost.com/climate-environment/2023/04/04/bidets-benefits-history-environmental-impact

I first experienced hand-held spray bidets while travelling in Asia. I immediately wanted one for my home. Several years back, I found a really nice hand-held bidet sprayer on Amazon (yes, I know 🙄 ). Both Hubby and I love it. It really does work so much better than just toilet paper. (We still use a little TP to dry off after spraying ourselves clean, but much less than before.)

Here's the model I have:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07S5YSCJ7/

(No. I am NOT paid to promote this. I wish I were. 😉 )

#Bidet

"In my experience, bidets just work better. You can never get as clean with toilet paper, or even wet wipes, as rinsing with water...

We don’t shower by rubbing paper towels across our bodies. We don’t scrub our hands with dry scraps of tissue. Yet for the most demanding cleanup job in our daily lives, we employ a few thin sheets of paper."
https://www.washingtonpost.com/climate-environment/2023/04/04/bidets-benefits-history-environmental-impact/

#Bidet #Health #Hygiene #Environment #Finance

Thanks (((ball-less))) Biden.

Put on that word a hundred lines.

It's ironic, but actually trump was better than biden.

He was an honest man, all things considered.

He represented what many people dared not to reveal.

He represented the bitter reality behind millions of Americans.

🙄

#china #yun ##currency #dollar #trump et #biden #bidet

#BidenOrnotToBidenThatIsA_Plumber'sQuestion

Since I don't need to impress any of you sexually, as I found the only gal I ever wanna be with and without her I'd like, fuck trees or something, I dunno, so I'll go ahead and ask: any of you ever sit on the toilet and get startled when you fire a rock like the cork out of a bottle?

*PONK!*
'What the hell is going on down there?'

#Bidet life I guess.

Omg so #bidet users know that when you travel, you have to pack flushable toilet wipes. I was searching for stores selling these and saw "Dude Wipes" at the home improvement store 😂.

Then I went into an office bathroom and… in addition to lint rollers, ear cotton swabs, lotion, and other helpful toiletries, someone had left Dude Wipes on the bathroom counter! I was so surprised!

(I don't think the Dude Wipes were communal like the other things put out. The next day I went into the bathroom the Dude Wipes were gone. I understand. I pack my own flushable toilet wipes. I feel self-conscious taking them out of my desk drawer and putting them in my pocket when I go to the toilet…)

Anyway. I remember @carnage4life tooting—

"Thinking about all the branding opportunities that must exist if you can merge toxic masculinity and self care. Don’t drink water, drink Liquid Death. Don’t get a pedicure, get your Toes Nuked. Don’t meditate, just Die Another Day. Don’t drink herbal tea, drink Lava." https://twitter.com/Carnage4Life/status/1595977898615525377

(N.B. Liquid Death Mountain Water is real. The others aren't. Yet.)

#bidet users: do you use conditioner, or what?

@eickefrohwein

Aha. Du hast also kein #Bidet ...

Püh!

If you don't use a #bidet I think you're gross.

Aging is wiping your butt, then your shoulder being fucked up for the rest of the day.

And yes, before the #ReplyGuy shows up, I have a #bidet. It’s wipe, spray, wipe, shoulder dies.

💩🚽

8yo: First I peed on the #bidet, then the bidet peed on me.

@benhaube
Keep with that. I feel like you're minimizing and paternalizing these adult men and women who have agency and can choose to get on buses and who have cell phones and aren't straight out of the deepest Amazon and who have the wherewithal to make it all the way to and through the border. How dare you! Silly willy.
@Sfwmson
#bidet
#desatan

Marinetti being like: «La #guerra sola igiene del mondo.»
A Fili', secondo me so' ir #sapone e ir #bidet. 🧼